# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/681 "2001-01-07T23:20:42Z")
see at least you have a kitty licking your toes…i don’t even have that… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/682 "2001-01-07T23:23:14Z")
(We may not kill the thread Silver, but we will drive everybody else out…) ---
**Author:** ![Jeffro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jeffro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/683 "2001-01-07T23:34:08Z")
Well be-bop-a-lula she’s my baby, Be-bop-a-lula I don’t mean maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/684 "2001-01-07T23:38:48Z")
Well wasn’t that exciting…remember Silver I am more boring then you…and that’s without trying to be boring… ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/685 "2001-01-07T23:55:39Z")
Of course you realize that the Real Thread Killers are the mods, who will eventualy thrust with their Insta-Death-Ever-Sharp-Lance of Thread closing, thus ending this evil monster thread for all time. But which one? And on what day? I await that day with eager anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/686 "2001-01-08T00:24:16Z")
…Yes dears, that’s me weeping. In front of the first money changer you come to when you enter Eqauador on the bus. Why am I weeping? In Peru, I dutifully learned all the required numbers in Spanish. With enormous difficulty. Approx. 1 through 100. In Bolivia, to my dismay, the currency changed and we were suddenly dealing in, hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands. I am weeping here in Equador because I have just learned the local currency is based on millions! However, the notes themselves are ever so colourful and lovely. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/687 "2001-01-08T00:32:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*A) **No one** is more boring than me. 2) Ummm, yeah. There is no 2). > > My kitty is licking my toes. \*\* How could you forget 3. Hi Opal I have a dog licking my toes. The effect is somewhat diminished by the fact that he licks his nether regions almost nonstop, but, it proves that my toes are at least as tasty as a dog’s ass. How many people can say that? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/688 "2001-01-08T00:37:07Z")
Yes, but that doesn’t make you boring…leave that to the experts… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/689 "2001-01-08T00:50:38Z")
My toes are at least as tasty as a dog’s ass. Whadya think? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/690 "2001-01-08T01:14:56Z")
whatever… ---
**Author:** ![supersaiyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@supersaiyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supersaiyan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/691 "2001-01-08T01:19:57Z")
I’m new here. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/692 "2001-01-08T01:23:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*My toes are at least as tasty as a dog’s ass. > > Whadya think? \*\* :eek:\*\*AAACCKK!!!\*\*You don’t know this by personal experience do you? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/693 "2001-01-08T01:25:04Z")
I can mermaid, my dog loves licking my feet…but he’ll lick anyone’s feet who sits still long enough, so it probably isn’t much of a compliment. pwill - Jester said that when it was closed for lengthiness, he would reincarnate it phoenix-like and quote the last post of the previous incarnation for us to continue. Oh & mermaid, how could your legs have been tired earlier? or can you convert to legs on land? ---
**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/694 "2001-01-08T01:42:10Z")
We have yet to kill this thread for 3 hours, let alone 24. Time for violence. Mental. My next post will contain as much of the script of A Clockwork Orange as the message board allows a post to contain. I will post it at approximately 11 PM EST tomorrow, unless the thread is closed. This means someone must win in the next 2.5 hours. Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/695 "2001-01-08T01:59:15Z")
You might not get the thread closed, but I can guarantee you will be banned…is it worth it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/696 "2001-01-08T02:17:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\* > Oh & mermaid, how could your legs have been tired earlier? or can you convert to legs on land? \*\* Didn’t you see the movie “Splash”? I thought everybody knew it’s feet on the land and fins in the water. BTW This makes it very difficult to walk in the surf. It’s fins turning to feet and then feet turning to fins then fins turning to feet and so on. It’s neverending, sorta like this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/697 "2001-01-08T03:05:26Z")
I’ll poop as much as I damn like! Alright I’m done. for now… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/698 "2001-01-08T03:18:00Z")
Now I stepped in Totoro poooooooooop, I’ll never get this shit off. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/699 "2001-01-08T03:35:25Z")
…this, this is Loha, still Equador. Now we were all stuck here because they ran out of visa application forms and we had to stay over night whilst someone scurried to the next town with a photocopy machine and returned with some more. There was a carnival in this tiny little village that evening and off we went anxious for big fun. As you can see from these photos it was like a journey back into time, like 1930 or so. The tiny, ancient, poorly held together rides were meagre and depressing. And here you see Mr Elbows and The Obnoxious Auzzie trying their hand at one of the games. Eventually they broke the bank and walked proudly away sporting a single can of tunafish between the two of them. That later turned out to be some other fish like substance. It proved to be quite lovely on crackers. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/700 "2001-01-08T03:39:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*You should know I can out guilt trip you, Silver…and remember I’m more boring too. \*\* No\*\* odie\*\*, I think I’m more boring. I’m so boring that I put myself to sleep. I’m so boring I got over 200 posts without anyone noticing I’m even a member. Guilt trip, ha! No one pays attention my posts,my posts are so boring and stupid that I have killed at least 5 other threads without even tryin’. Like this one.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=36)