# Threadkillers 2001!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/781 "2001-01-09T01:31:39Z")

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I have to record a few tracks to send to a record company, but I can’t think of what songs I should sing. Granted, none of you have ever heard me sing, but I was hoping that you could name off a few songs so that I can pick from that list which ones bring out my talent the best. Also, do you think I should _cover_ songs for the demo, or should I just sing my own songs? Suggestions would be much appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/782 "2001-01-09T01:37:22Z")

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Do “Feelings”…and err what’s the other one…“It’s a Small World After All”…and especially “Tomorrow”…they will eat it up Silver…

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/783 "2001-01-09T01:57:40Z")

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Odie? Ummm, no.

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**Author:** ![supersaiyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@supersaiyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supersaiyan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/784 "2001-01-09T01:58:07Z")

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Where did my previous post go?

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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/785 "2001-01-09T02:13:20Z")

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Anyone heard any good jokes lately?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?  
A: How do you pick up anything with that?

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/786 "2001-01-09T02:13:37Z")

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Why not Silver???everybody knows those songs…

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/787 "2001-01-09T02:28:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*I have to record a few tracks to send to a record company, but I can’t think of what songs I should sing. Granted, none of you have ever heard me sing, but I was hoping that you could name off a few songs so that I can pick from that list which ones bring out my talent the best. Also, do you think I should _cover_ songs for the demo, or should I just sing my own songs? Suggestions would be much appreciated. \*\*

In all seriousness, I’ve always liked “Get Here” by Oleta Adams

You can reach me by railway,  
You can reach me by Trailway…

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/788 "2001-01-09T02:32:14Z")

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Seriously Silver, what kind of range do you have, it would make it easier to pick songs for ya.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/789 "2001-01-09T03:16:04Z")

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I want to do _Amazing Grace_, but that seems way too typical. I’ll probably do it anyway though. And then I’ll take a couple of my own songs. So it’s all taken care of, thanks for the suggestions.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/790 "2001-01-09T03:19:38Z")

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Cool…good luck!!!  
…now back to the regularly scheduled thread killing

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/791 "2001-01-09T03:33:29Z")

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::arms behind her back, Silver Fire sneaks up on the thread::

Hello, thread. And how are you today? \<innocent smile\>

::Silver Fire whips the knife out and stabs the thread repeatedly::

Die, thread, DIE!

I win! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/792 "2001-01-09T03:36:40Z")

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Good threads never die. Why won’t this one? 😉

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/793 "2001-01-09T03:48:52Z")

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because we won’t leave it alone long enough for it to die a graceful death…now if we stopped posting right now…it would die…agreed…

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/794 "2001-01-09T04:07:23Z")

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So stop posting!

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**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/795 "2001-01-09T04:12:00Z")

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Always take prescribed medication in prescribed doses.  
Otherwise, you might wind up making bizzare threats on immortal threads.  
Anyone that acually was waiting for the script to A Clockwork Orange, go to script-o-rama. That’s where I was going to get it from, I think. Its a bit hazy.  
Sorry to trouble you!  
Bye!

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/796 "2001-01-09T04:36:53Z")

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What are you guys listening to right now?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/797 "2001-01-09T04:43:19Z")

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Nothing.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/798 "2001-01-09T04:59:48Z")

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Me either.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/799 "2001-01-09T05:10:08Z")

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Well… Radio does bite here in Jackson, and I’m not turning winamp on while trying to put kids to bed. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/800 "2001-01-09T05:18:27Z")

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Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”. I’m putting this on my demo, too.

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