# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/821 "2001-01-09T14:44:22Z")
I may be a Canuck but I can appreciate a good mess of grits(maybe people wouldn’t be as turned off if they weren’t called a mess of grits…). I’ll also have some toast too, but I’ll pass on the rest, I’m watching my waistline you know… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/822 "2001-01-09T14:58:52Z")
Mmmm, grits and fried eggs, sausage and biscuits and gravy. Hoo-boy, is it Sunday already? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/823 "2001-01-09T15:00:04Z")
In fact I’m trying to get right out there where I can see it better. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/824 "2001-01-09T15:37:23Z")
\*\*sub         [/sub]O         º       sub)[/sub]         +         A         " \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/825 "2001-01-09T16:40:08Z")
[sub]Meat Loaf’s “A Kiss is a Terrible thing to Waste”, cranked, via winamp.[/sub] Morning! Hey… someone brought breakfast, cool. 🙂 Oh, I’ve lived in the south all my life, and I still haven’t acquired a taste for grits. It’s still slightly flavored sand to me. [sub]Blues Brothers 2000, “Love Light”[/sub] Anyway, I can’t wait to hear this demo tape. Did anyone bring the Orange Juice? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/826 "2001-01-09T16:44:05Z")
Hi DW…all ready for the lunar eclipse? (no grits of course…😉 ) Heehee! Hi Struuter again! baby steps? You mean that thing is learning to walk?!?! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/827 "2001-01-09T16:45:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Cobravert \* > **I watched a movie yesterday called Boondock Saints…** If you liked that, you should watch _Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels_. Two really good movies, IMHO. BTW, I’m preparing lunch. It’s a dinner/lunch sort of thing: Garlic chicken oreganato over lamb ravioli Alfredo. Delicate flavors, complimenary and delightful. No side dishes, I’m afraid, so you’ll have to bring your own. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/828 "2001-01-09T16:52:21Z")
Hey, here I am! I’ve just been patently standing by, letting all you amatures wear down ol’ Threadbeast here… Yep, Just sittin’ here watching, and waiting… Watching and waiting… watching and wanindnnnn_Skznzzzzzzzz_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/829 "2001-01-09T17:02:06Z")
Wake up man, You’re our only hope. (plus I just love throwing buckets of water) ain’t I a stinker \>sneaking up behind struuter with… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/830 "2001-01-09T17:06:17Z")
Boy just can’t stay in it, can he? No endurance, I tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/831 "2001-01-09T17:15:08Z")
_Spwaa__Sputter_ _gack_ I’m awake! I’m awake! Whud I miss? Aw damn. It isn’t dead yet. Hmmm…I will be right back… _exits, stage right_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/832 "2001-01-09T17:28:04Z")
:: clapping :: Thank you, **Mermaid**. That **p-will** needed a bath. All that rooting around in barns and cellars left a layer of funk on him. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/833 "2001-01-09T17:28:09Z")
There he is… So, now that breakfast is over, and the slideshow is gone, what’s for lunch? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/834 "2001-01-09T17:39:15Z")
What’s for lunch? That’s easy. I’ll be, uh, wolfing down some of the **Snowman’s** garlic chicken and lamb ravioli. Sounds way to good to pass up. I’ll bring some garlic knots, and a bottle of Reisling. Hey TS - how 'bout you marry Mermaid, and then adopt me? I’d no doubt pack on a hundred pounds from eating so much, and get clogged arteries, but I’d die happy with a full belly! [sup]heh…almost forgot.[/sup] :: kicks Thready in the shin just for laughs :: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/835 "2001-01-09T17:53:15Z")
dumps bucket of water on Saint Zero squirts Dire Wolf with water pistol …down boy! throws bucket of water at thinksnow but is amazed to see it turn into a blizzard and fall on TS in “all the right places” Huh? How’d you do that? Just for fun dumps water on her self, completely soaking thin white t-shirt (Oh no, now you can see right through it:p) and sprouting fins, again. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/836 "2001-01-09T17:58:57Z")
Rats just when the thread was starting to die down, Mermaid injects some sex into it…now it will never die…::sigh:: I guess I’ll sit down and have my muamburger now… ---
**Author:** ![beeblbrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beeblbrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beeblbrox)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/837 "2001-01-09T18:06:26Z")
_stabs at it with a dull butter nife_ umm die. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/838 "2001-01-09T18:09:39Z")
doesn’t even bother to sneak up on Odieman. Walks right up to him-still wearing the wet t-shirt (hmmmmm, it looks like it’s really, really cold in here) slowly and sensuously pours water all over Odieman Oooops, I think I spilled some more water on myself (giggle giggle giggle) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/839 "2001-01-09T18:19:40Z")
::Odie feels cold water running down my neck…:: Whaaat!?! I look up and see Mermaid in a cold-wet tee shirt…Hello how are **you** doing…Care to pull up a blanket… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/840 "2001-01-09T18:19:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Hey TS - how 'bout you marry Mermaid, and then adopt me? \*\* :eek: What? She’s not bethrothed? \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=43)