# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/841 "2001-01-09T18:26:54Z")
Betrothed? NO Married…only about 27 years,4 months,and 10 days but who’s counting. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/842 "2001-01-09T18:29:07Z")
Hey, **Mermaid** , you better be careful pouring that water on yourself like that with it being so cold in here. If you’re not careful, everyone will be able to see your … uh … Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/843 "2001-01-09T18:37:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > \*\*Hey, **Mermaid** , you better be careful pouring that water on yourself like that with it being so cold in here. If you’re not careful, everyone will be able to see your … uh … > > \*\* Uhmmmm Nipple rings? And the trouble with _that_ is? ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/844 "2001-01-09T19:12:54Z")
Good Lord, **Mermaid** , be careful. You’re gonna put someone’s eye out. You could cut glass with those things. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/845 "2001-01-09T19:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*dumps bucket of water on Saint Zero > \*\* _splutter_ Thanks, I needed that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/846 "2001-01-09T19:34:18Z")
Dang good idea. Too bad I don’t have any in real life. Oh well. _pulls up plate of spagetti_ Gotta love cyberspace. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/847 "2001-01-09T19:47:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*Uhmmmm Nipple rings? > > And the trouble with _that_ is? \*\* Oh…my…gawwwwwwd. :: drool :: I just can’t help but think back to that sex paraphernalia thread from a few months ago. Mmmmmmmm. (You thought maybe I’d forgotten, Mermaid? Ha!) Now excuse me while I whip this out. :: pulls out seltzer bottle, squirts Mermaid right in the, er, fins. Yeah, that’s it. Fins. :: ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/848 "2001-01-09T19:51:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > > Now excuse me while I whip this out. > > :: pulls out seltzer bottle … Thank GOD you said “seltzer bottle.” ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/849 "2001-01-09T19:52:55Z")
Maybe we could talk the thread into killing itself? You know, lower its self-esteem a bit. “Thread, nobody likes you, you’re ugly and your momma dresses you funny! You’ll never be popular.” [sub]::hands the thread a loaded revolver::[/sub] “Could you hold that for a minute?” ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/850 "2001-01-09T19:54:12Z")
With all this sexual innuendo, this thread will never die. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/851 "2001-01-09T19:57:53Z")
In fact I think the thread is becoming longer, stronger and more popular even as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/852 "2001-01-09T19:58:34Z")
Hi! Sorry I’m late. Did I miss anything?!? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/853 "2001-01-09T20:00:45Z")
Nice to see it’s healthy, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/854 "2001-01-09T20:01:02Z")
Mermaid, how long have you had them? I’m thinking of getting one done, but the pain frightens me. I’ve already pierced my tongue and navel, but the nipples…ouch. Still can’t decide. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/855 "2001-01-09T20:09:31Z")
**Yeah, my third post to this thread. This thread won’t die until 2002.** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/856 "2001-01-09T20:10:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jay-c \* > \*\*Mermaid, how long have you had them? I’m thinking of getting one done, but the pain frightens me. I’ve already pierced my tongue and navel, but the nipples…ouch. Still can’t decide. \*\* (If you have any more questions you can e-mail me) About 2 1/2 years. Yes it hurt like hell but just for a moment just like any other piercing. Take my advice get them both done at the same time cause you will want them to match. Also it’s cheaper if you get them done at he same time. Word of advice, if you are large breasted, have barbells put in initially, it is a lot more comfortable. And you have to be fastidious with cleaning and such cause they take a few weeks to completely heal. After they heal it’s nothing but fun, fun fun. The good part is they look just…lovely right away. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/857 "2001-01-09T20:19:16Z")
Lovely, did you say lovely? Why I’ll show you lovely… ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/858 "2001-01-09T20:27:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elbows \* > \*\*Lovely, did you say lovely? > > Why I’ll show you lovely… \*\* I’d rather Mermaid show me her nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/859 "2001-01-09T20:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jay-c \* > > \*\*Mermaid, how long have you had them? I’m thinking of getting one done, but the pain frightens me. I’ve already pierced my tongue and navel, but the nipples…ouch. Still can’t decide. \*\* > > (time. Word of advice, if you are large breasted, have barbells put in initially, it is a lot more comfortable. > > \*\* I’m not sure, but I’m just guessing that Mermaid has large breasts… I’m psychic, don’t ask me how I know the things I do. I don’t try to find lost children or pets, I concentrate on breast size over the internet. The pay isn’t terribly good, but the dreams are worth it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/860 "2001-01-09T21:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cobravert \* > [ > I’m not sure, but I’m just guessing that Mermaid has large breasts… > > \*\* I don’t know is 38DD very big? Maybe I should just try beating the threadbeast to death with these things. Nothing else has worked. \>Whacks thread on the snout with a left then a right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=44)