# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/861 "2001-01-09T21:15:49Z")
\>sneaks up on thread and pours bucket of water over its head šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/862 "2001-01-09T21:35:36Z")
**falls over and accidentally hits reply** ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/863 "2001-01-09T21:38:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > > I donā€™t know is 38DD very big? > > Maybe I should just try beating the threadbeast to death with these things. Nothing else has worked. > > \>Whacks thread on the snout with a left then a right. (Clearing my throat, preparing my best Monty Python voice) And now you must give me a thorough spanking with them! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/864 "2001-01-09T21:46:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*Hi DWā€¦all ready for the lunar eclipse? (no grits of courseā€¦šŸ˜‰ ) > \*\* Fierra, thereā€™s no one else Iā€™d rather spend it with than you. Such fond full moon memories from our last Thread Killing adventures - I canā€™t help but think of you whenever that bright light shines down upon me, and I feel my teeth start to grow. šŸ˜ƒ We can skip the grits tonight, but youā€™d better have some rawhide on hand, just in case I get frisky. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/865 "2001-01-09T21:46:33Z")
Still alive and kicking, eh? Something will stop it, Iā€™m sure. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/866 "2001-01-09T22:04:04Z")
Oh mermaid, some more cold water if you pleaseā€¦:Odie stands up with his arms spread and his eyes closed waitingā€¦: [aside] I think the moderators will be killing this soon, itā€™s starting to drag down the whole board [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/867 "2001-01-09T22:14:56Z")
As you wish (whatā€™s the sound of 5 gallons a second?) Whooooooosh Anybody else wanna play in the water? \>splashing everyone with fins, including thready Shit didnā€™t I hear youā€™re not supposed to bathe a thread during the full moon? :evil thread laughter: Yes thatā€™s right Bwahahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/868 "2001-01-09T22:55:26Z")
I turn my back on you for a few hours and you go and start a new pageā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/869 "2001-01-09T23:04:15Z")
Itā€™s all right, youā€™re safeā€¦it happened during the eclipse! But I canā€™t say the same for DWā€¦anyone know the words to rawhide? :Mermaid whispers in Fierraā€™s ear: Oh, oops! Wrong raw hideā€¦ok, how about some raw steak? Nice wolfy, nice wolfyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/870 "2001-01-09T23:08:12Z")
Donā€™t know rawhide. Except falling off my bike doing stupid stunts back in the day. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/871 "2001-01-09T23:13:58Z")
though the streams are swollen keep them doggies rollin Rawhide Through rain wind and weather hellbent for leather soon weā€™ll be livin hi and dry My heartā€™s calculating my true love will be waiting waiting at the end of my ride ALL TOGETHER NOW FOR THE CHORUS head em up [sub]move em out[/sub] move em out [sub]head em up[/sub] ride em in RAWHIDE Ride em in [sub]cut em off[/sub] Cut em off [sub]ride em in[/sub] Ride em in rawhide RAWHIDE \>picks up large bull whip,twirls it round and cracks it loudly Hey I didnā€™t hear _YOU_ singin ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/872 "2001-01-09T23:19:47Z")
Keep movin movin movin though theyā€™re disapprovin keep them doggies movin RAWHIDE All that Iā€™ve been missin good vittles lovin and kissin are waitin at the end of my ride See above for chorus I donā€™t feel like typing it again ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/873 "2001-01-09T23:20:20Z")
Thanks to the topic of your post (Rollin rollin rollin), I know have Limp Bizkitā€™s ā€œRollinā€™ā€ stuck in my head. Thank you so much. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/874 "2001-01-09T23:22:30Z")
I NOW have Limp Bizkitā€™s ā€œRollinā€™ā€ stuck in my head. NOW, NOW, NOW! I am an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Busta\_Rib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/875 "2001-01-09T23:30:33Z")
Did I hear breasts?! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/876 "2001-01-09T23:37:14Z")
No one has ever ā€œheardā€ my breasts. They donā€™t make noise. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/877 "2001-01-09T23:45:46Z")
I think itā€™s a guy thing. I can hear my wifeā€™s miles away. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/878 "2001-01-09T23:54:17Z")
Can I just say that this is the longest thread Iā€™ve ever posted a reply to? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/879 "2001-01-10T00:07:19Z")
No, you _canā€™t_ just say that. Hey, you asked. LOL SZ. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/880 "2001-01-10T00:09:47Z")
No problem, glad to have ya aboard. šŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=45)