# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/881 "2001-01-10T00:10:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > \*\*I think it’s a guy thing. I can hear my wife’s miles away. 😃 \*\* Oh, great. JUST great. Now my breasts are loud? (Juliana puts a muffler on her breasts real damn quick) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/882 "2001-01-10T00:14:58Z")
Geeze I hate to see what those mufflers are clamped to… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/883 "2001-01-10T00:15:52Z")
a breasts’ muff…? hmmm… \ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/884 "2001-01-10T00:19:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Geeze I hate to see what those mufflers are clamped to… \*\* No, you’d drool if you did. Liable to cause heart attacks. Oh, and never did learn to share. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/885 "2001-01-10T00:41:44Z")
Yep, I’m glad to have me aboard too. ---
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/886 "2001-01-10T00:43:54Z")
Will this thing never die?!? ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/887 "2001-01-10T00:56:06Z")
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Cats ‘n’ Dogs are Strollin’ You look like James Brolin RAWHIDE! ---
**Author:** ![Pyro256](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pyro256](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyro256)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/888 "2001-01-10T00:56:10Z")
No, this thread will not ever die, not as long as the faint hope of emerging victorious still lingers. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/889 "2001-01-10T01:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Geeze I hate to see what those mufflers are clamped to… \*\* Odieman, you need to keep up with the latest developments. Modern Breast Mufflers employ the same technology used in Chinese finger puzzles. They slide on, and simply don’t fall off. I’ll try to find a diagram or a picture to post. They also have openings on the ends, to accomodate nipple rings. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/890 "2001-01-10T01:12:08Z")
Thanks for the info Dire, I’ll wait for the pictures… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/891 "2001-01-10T01:29:25Z")
Heh. Seems I _had_ diagrams and pictures, but, uh, the Thread ate them. Yes, that’s what happened. The Thready bastard ate my homework. I mean my pictures. Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/892 "2001-01-10T01:34:57Z")
Suuuure that’s what you say, now get to work and recreate them dammit, I’m …interested now ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/893 "2001-01-10T01:39:59Z")
Waa waa what? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/894 "2001-01-10T01:44:21Z")
interested…is that what they call it? I notice no one helped me with the thread tail…or owned up… So, who was it? ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/895 "2001-01-10T01:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pyro256 \* > \*\*No, this thread will not ever die, not as long as the faint hope of emerging victorious still lingers. \*\* Someday… someday this thread will be closed… It will go down i the books as one of the greatest threads ever. BTW, I don’t think there ever was any hope. People just add on to this thread cause they have nothing better to do. That’s why I’m doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Jeffro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jeffro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffro)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/896 "2001-01-10T02:05:26Z")
Admit it you love it!! When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog, Underdog, Underdog, Underdog. Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog, Underdog. When in this world the headlines read Of those who’s hearts are filled with greed And rob and steal from those in need. To right this wrong with blinding speed goes Underdog, Underdog, Underdog, Underdog. Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, Fighting all who rob or plunder ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/897 "2001-01-10T02:08:09Z")
Well hey you know the kids just have such interesting terms these days fierra… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/898 "2001-01-10T02:35:22Z")
I just can’t help but juxtapose these two ideas: > [@](#): > > **Mermaid** > I don’t know is 38DD very big? and > [@](#): > > **fierra** > …it happened during the eclipse! \ ---
**Author:** ![Busta\_Rib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/899 "2001-01-10T02:46:37Z")
Now, I definitely know I heard “breasts” in this thread. And 38DD. And muffler. Interesting imagery. Mommy? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/900 "2001-01-10T03:40:58Z")
Hey, I think you guys may be on to something here! All together now: \*Come listen to my story ‘bout a man named Jed. Poor mountineer, barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin’ at some food. And up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea. Well next thing ya’ know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire. Kinfolks said “Jed, move away from there.” They said “californy is the place ya’ outta be.” So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin’ pools. Movie stars.\* _Whap_ OW! Hey! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=46)