# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1061 "2001-01-11T17:54:26Z")
\ Can you smell that? It’s getting close… [sub]What? EEEwwwwwwwww, you sick bastard![/sub] Uh, my bad. The guy on the other side of the wall just farted…carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1062 "2001-01-11T18:07:05Z")
At this point I am just padding my post count. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1063 "2001-01-11T18:07:20Z")
…yawn… ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1064 "2001-01-11T18:11:14Z")
Hell No! I won’t go! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1065 "2001-01-11T18:32:23Z")
Everyone seems resigned that this thread will close, I’m of the mind it will continue, at least for a while longer, shattering all previous records. My $.0two ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1066 "2001-01-11T18:40:08Z")
I look like such a newb. Maybe this would be a good opportunity to get my post count up… ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1067 "2001-01-11T18:44:38Z")
…stretch… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1068 "2001-01-11T18:51:38Z")
It’s really not, **Attila**. Try [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54911) ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1069 "2001-01-11T18:52:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elbows \* > \*\*…stretch… \*\* ARMSTRONG!! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1070 "2001-01-11T18:58:26Z")
“That’s one small post for me, one giant thread for mankind.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1071 "2001-01-11T19:08:37Z")
\>appears with painted on eyebrows and false eyelashes Hey I’ve got [the fire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54991) started. Are you gonna let it go out? ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1072 "2001-01-11T19:18:51Z")
…scratch… ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1073 "2001-01-11T19:31:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Saint Zero \* > > \*\*And, these robes and stuff convert quickly into a NBC rated hazmat suit. \*\* > > I swear I read that as: “…convert quickly into a NBC rated _hazelnut_ suit.” > Must be hungry \*\* Hazelnut suit? Yum! (Juliana looks at Saint Zero with a new found lust) I just **LOVE** hazelnuts! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1074 "2001-01-11T19:33:38Z")
> [@](#): > > I just LOVE hazelnuts! \ Hmm, mine are more of a tan color… ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1075 "2001-01-11T19:38:31Z")
Only people who felch goats in a weekly basis may post after this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1076 "2001-01-11T19:45:20Z")
That spoken by someone why, by name and title, is into beastiality. :rolleyes: I think we know who does what to whom here, **Bird Buggerer**. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1077 "2001-01-11T20:04:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Bird Buggerer**. \*\* heh, heh, heh…he said ‘buggerer.’ ---
**Author:** ![foxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1078 "2001-01-11T20:09:42Z")
_Foxfyre comes running in from the **Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena** panting and covered with an assortment of bashes, bruises and lasherations_ Oh man they’re Visicious in there! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44839&pagenumber=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44839&pagenumber=5) -Fox ---
**Author:** ![foxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1079 "2001-01-11T20:09:54Z")
_Foxfyre comes running in from the **Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena** panting and covered with an assortment of bashes, bruises and lasherations_ Oh man they’re Viscious in there! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44839&pagenumber=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44839&pagenumber=5) -Fox ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/1080 "2001-01-11T20:10:27Z")
Yes and judging from his sig, he has an abnormal interest in \* monkeys\* too [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=55)