# Threads guaranteed to get a high number of views
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 7, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357 "2003-02-07T01:33:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/1 "2003-02-07T01:33:48Z")
- Threads locked by a mod (everyone’s curious as to what happened)
- Threads mentioning oral/anal sex or vaginas
- Threads with the f word
- Threads mentioning SUVs
- Threads mercilessy pitting another Doper
Any more? This could be a good guide for people who want to get lots of replies!
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### Author:  [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/2 "2003-02-07T01:48:51Z")
Should I mention:
- Abortion Threads
\*Creation/Evolution Threads
- Joke Threads
- Share Your Story About \_\_\_\_\_ Threads
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### Author:  [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/3 "2003-02-07T01:55:31Z")
I think just about any thread that has to do with sex (including threads with “porn” in the title) will surely get lots of views. We’re also quite a scatalogical lot around here as threads relating to pee, poop and farts will also get lots of views.
A thread with a vague title (e.g. “Anyone else have this problem?”) will get a lot of hits mainly because people will have to open it to see what it’s even about.
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### Author:  [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/4 "2003-02-07T02:00:11Z")
Anything involving female teenagers and vibrators.
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### Author:  [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/5 "2003-02-07T02:02:30Z")
Maybe, like this one…judging by the phrasing of the thread subject.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/6 "2003-02-07T02:03:23Z")
I should add that I mean a high number of view, but not necessarliy a high number of replies.
Good examples so far, and I will add:
- Threads with the words “What if” and “LotR” 🙂
- Threads with the word “game” in the subject
- Threads with the phrase “I’m so lonely” or “I can’t get a girlfriend” 🙂
- Threads along the lines of “What does xxx look like in your mind?”
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### Author:  [@EVO95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EVO95)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/7 "2003-02-07T02:17:45Z")
Ask a mod to replace the word “threads” in your OP with “tits”, and watch what happens.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/8 "2003-02-07T02:20:08Z")
Mods: Please could you change the title of this thread to:
“Big bouncy boobies guaranteed to get a high number of views”
I really think this reflects the subject matter much more accurately.
Good tip, EVO. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/9 "2003-02-07T06:57:39Z")
Just thought I would add that when I came across this thread, the one directly over it was “Should I have a 3some?”
Hehehehhe… irony at it’s best.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/10 "2003-02-07T07:36:56Z")
“Pitting Coldfire: what if Frodo have an oral sex threesome with Ryan Liam and Captain Kirk in an SUV with an anti-abortion bumper sticker?”
Give me a break, I’m new here, I’ll find a better one later.
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### Author:  [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/11 "2003-02-07T08:08:44Z")
One Hit Wonder threads
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### Author:  [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/12 "2003-02-07T11:01:35Z")
Threads abut threads guaranteed to get a high number of views. Everybody want to be seen, brutha.
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### Author:  [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/13 "2003-02-07T12:22:29Z")
“Is it legal for my teenage twin daughters to do this live on the internet? (with Link)”
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-guaranteed-to-get-a-high-number-of-views/153357/14 "2003-02-07T14:19:01Z")
Threads started by someone who’s just been banned.