# Threads I've Aborted **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529 "2000-03-24T04:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/21 "2000-03-25T10:21:00Z")
Barium or Coffee - Which enema is right for me? My mom is hotter than your mom ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/22 "2000-03-25T13:23:00Z")
Gravy lumps: a scientific discussion Boy, rice tastes good! Who’s with me? Easter Bunny: Evolved Species or UL? I love bagpipe music! Does this look infected? DisaGrying with the Master: Cecil was wrong ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/23 "2000-03-25T13:30:00Z")
So how DO you spell “Misspell”, anyway? Open, weeping wounds: Band Aids or duct tape? If I pull out, it’s not incest, right? Is this called the Straightdope because you guys are all high? (Wait, that’s been done. Nevermind.) * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/24 "2000-04-03T19:46:00Z")
We cannot let this thread lapse into the ether… This Cecil guy don’t know shit! The wit and wisdom of Bedboy4 Men’s hairy arses, how I love them so! Women make me hot! More? Please? Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/25 "2000-04-03T20:00:00Z")
I looked it up and gullible IS in the dictionary ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/26 "2000-04-03T20:09:00Z")
Help! How do I post a message? Creation vs. Evolution - who cares? I’m looking at the message board. What are you doing? How pointless is too pointless? My dog is dead. What now? I am not a troll. No… really. * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/27 "2000-04-03T20:10:00Z")
“I wish I was Angelina Jolie’s brother.” “Advice for a waterlogged beaver?” “Why I no longer pick my scabs…” “Wally who?” “On eating vegetarians…” “What is this stain in my shorts?” “To all the trolls I’ve loved before” “If you’re not a straight white guy, you suck!” “Hampster Dance : I think we’ve settled on a wedding song” “British homeys: whassup wit’ yo teeth?” “Jesus Christ killed my pet snake” “Ask the Bi-partisan Hermaphroditic Weasel Juggler” “So, just how much acid can you take over a six hour span?” “Why I can’t stand those fucking pedestrians” “HELP!!! I need to make a small atomic bomb. ASAP!” “Another day, another bloody corpse to sink in the lake…” “Am I doing this wrong? (An enema question)” ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/28 "2000-04-04T02:01:00Z")
**General Questions** “Do ‘Bobbitized’ men suffer from Phantom Limb syndrome?” “Was Pac-Man based on a real person?” “Huffing farts - dangerous?” “Where can I buy some Ebola virus? (science fair project)” “What did the ‘primordial ooze’ smell like?” “Was Casper the Friendly Ghost gay?” “Wasn’t that NRA guy in some movie?” “Where can I find ‘Yahoo’?” **MPSIMS** “I bit into a hot dog and it had a vein!” “My in-laws are ‘coaster facsists’” “SNL - getting better every year” “Tabasco suppositories” “I get turned on by comb-overs” “Pygmy mice - better than gerbils” “I bought used tampons on eBay” “The local animal shelter is like a grocery store for my pet python” “Ask the Jehovah’s Witness insurance salesman” **Great Debates** “Putting the homeless to work in our understaffed fast food restaurants” “The coming crisis in bowling” “Soylent Green - solution to the world’s food shortage?” “We did the American Indians a favor” “Who makes better headcheese - Oscar Mayer or Armour?” “Shemp was funnier than Curly” “Is ‘See-n-Say’ helping or harming our children?” “Elvis killed Jon Benet” “Gay Weddings - Electric Slide or Chicken Dance?” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/29 "2000-04-04T03:05:00Z")
Does everyone else get the password popup prompt because of those images? * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/30 "2000-04-04T03:43:00Z")
Gasp…Need air…Must stop reading… You guys are too funny. Good work all! PS: I do Opal. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/31 "2000-04-04T05:06:00Z")
**Comments on Cecil’s Columns** If “squaw” is obscene, am I racist when my dominatrix and I play “squanto”? **About This Message Board** Is linking to images in my pre-teen lolita site bandwith stealing? **General Questions** If I carefully tear off the brown parts, can I reuse toilet paper? **MPSIMS** Uganda Dopers Get-Together **The BBQ Pit** Who the hell do you think you are, mods, for banning my friend bedboy **Comments on Mailbag Answers** Vibrato when I fart **Great Debates** More Raw, Animal Sexuality: Ernie or Burt ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/32 "2000-04-04T14:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Gilligan** : > > “Gay Weddings - Electric Slide or Chicken Dance?” OK, now that’s just **wrong!** You know perfectly well we all do country/western line dances! 🙂 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529/33 "2000-04-04T14:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **OpalCat** : > > Does everyone else get the password popup prompt because of those images? Yes, and there’s info about it in ATMB. Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-ive-aborted/15529.md?page=1)