# Threads likely to be locked/deleted.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424 "2001-09-08T19:11:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/1 "2001-09-08T19:11:08Z")

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\*\*Anyone know where I can score some good weed?

Hey Guys!!! I found a work around on the search function!!

What file sharing program do you use?

Hi Rodimus Prime, it’s me, Sexybookworm!!

Hey everyone check this out! Pics of the Olson twins naked!!!

Hi Sexybookworm! I missed you!!!

Look! I found all of the moderators home addresses and phone numbers!!

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**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/2 "2001-09-08T19:19:40Z")

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**Hey everyone, I found the perfect Meth recipe!**

**Anyone want to read War and Peace? Well here it is!**  
Followed by a completely quoted edition.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/3 "2001-09-08T19:34:22Z")

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**Threads likely to be locked/deleted…**  
😃

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/4 "2001-09-08T20:55:48Z")

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**I found a workaround on the members email list!**

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/5 "2001-09-08T22:43:11Z")

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\*\*Ha! Ha! I’m another Sock Puppet!

All [insert name of religious/ethical believers] are Bastards!

Favourite Scripts I’ve known and used …\*\*

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**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/6 "2001-09-08T23:03:10Z")

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**Circumcision: An American Tragedy**

**does anyon know how to make a Gravety Bong?**

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/7 "2001-09-08T23:12:40Z")

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**blah blah blah Napster blah blah blah**

**Help! I need the third -gry word!**

**Can anyone tell me how to make a homemade silencer for a .22 pistol?**

Thread in General Questions: **Who thinks that the moderators are complete tw\*tknockers?**

**People who believe in the [xxxx] faith are utterly lost sheep.**

**I’ve got pictures of Cecil Adams!**

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/8 "2001-09-08T23:15:04Z")

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**Look at this link I found of an asshole!**

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/9 "2001-09-08T23:47:25Z")

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Damn, terminus took mine… 🙂

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/10 "2001-09-09T00:41:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **I’ve got pictures of Cecil Adams!**

While they would very likely lock the thread, it is much more likely that you would simply never post here again,  
or show up for work the following day,  
or pick up your mail,  
or ever be seen again.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/11 "2001-09-09T00:47:21Z")

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Is this a blister, or a boil?

Help wanted/Annoying Screen “Flicker” on m still-in-theater movie videos?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/12 "2001-09-09T01:02:50Z")

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\*\*  
I’ve got naked pics of Roseanne!

_~_~_~_~_~CaN u GeT pReGniT fRoM kIsSiNg A nAkEd gUy??? PlEaSe ReSpOnD 2 mY tOpIc!!!_~_~_~_~_~\*~

YU0=fag0t!!!

Was Hitler misunderstood?

Help me rob the bank and not get caught!

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**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/13 "2001-09-09T01:32:20Z")

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What’s the best Internet anonymizer?

How did \_\_\_\_\_ get banned?

Circumcised men are unable to \_\_\_\_\_.

I will hunt down (insert mod/admin) and kill them!

Homosexuality is (insert strong negative adjective).

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/14 "2001-09-09T01:37:07Z")

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\*\*Why can’t black people just chill out?

Nakid pics from the last Dopefest!!

Hey, is this legal (link inside!)?

What’s so bad about child porn?

Are you looking for love? Do you need to meat people? Call our exclusive loveline to meet exciting singles in your area…

Pics of my penis!!

Gun Control: Liberal Pinko plot!\*\*

a few of these I’ve actually seen in here… albeit breifly… heheheh

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/15 "2001-09-09T06:40:19Z")

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\*\*  
how exactly do you make a bomb?

This program I found makes money laundering easy!

why is NAMBLA wrong?

Crack - its so easy to make! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/16 "2001-09-09T07:02:57Z")

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**The Sex Exchange Thread**  
sigh

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**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/17 "2001-09-09T09:10:41Z")

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\*\*  
“Cock - It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore”  
“FrEe WaReZ, Mp3Z, XXX, PuSsY!!!”  
“What’s wrong with being a member of the KKK?”  
“I Know What Cecil Did Last Summer”  
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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/18 "2001-09-09T09:24:54Z")

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“ **?** ”

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/19 "2001-09-09T10:58:50Z")

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how about:  
**DELETE THIS THREAD**?

_d&r_

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-likely-to-be-locked-deleted/80424/20 "2001-09-09T15:15:43Z")

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\*\*Sodomy and gonorrhea, a tale of two dopefests With Pictures! \*\*

**(enter mods name) and I, a weekend picking up chicks from the local Middle school.**

**Where to mail a pipe bomb (mods mailing addresses)**

\*\* Coldfire’s SO is a Sheep! With Pictures.\*\*

wait, someone already posted those pictures 🙂

err cannot find the link… can someone help on that one?

BTW what did Coldie ever do with that sheep anyway?

Maybe it is better not to know.  
Osip

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