# Threads Most Likely to Be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344 "2002-05-05T02:35:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/1 "2002-05-05T02:35:01Z")
We’ve done this before-always a crowd pleaser! Here we go: 101 Ways to Build a Pipe Bomb How to Avoid tripping the Alarm Systems in Closed Buildings How Do I frame my neighbor for the murder of my wife? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/2 "2002-05-05T02:41:58Z")
Black guys and fat white girls :::ducks and runs::: ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/3 "2002-05-05T02:45:40Z")
How to make Crystal Meth How to actually go about committing genocide ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/4 "2002-05-05T03:00:13Z")
\*\*Who Is Buried In The Trans-Siberian Pipeline, and Why We Aren’t Supposed To Know About It. The Truth About Ronald Reagan. Embezzlement: Your Secret Weapon Against Inflation. I Was A Teenage Administrator. 😛 Hydroponics: Growing Your Own “Herbs” In The Dead Of Winter. My Sister Dated Cecil Adams In College.\*\* …and my all-time personal favorite offering in this category… \*\* The Names And Telephone Numbers of Over 1,500 Of Your Favorite Dopers !\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/5 "2002-05-05T03:35:38Z")
Hey (insert city here) Dopers, where can I find the good hookers and coke on my next trip out? List: Dopers I’d ban if given the chance. Get your Sock name here! ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/6 "2002-05-05T04:04:42Z")
**The Nazis had the right idea, they just went about it all wrong** **Dopers that suck ass…and not in a good way** **Check out this cool site on how to build your own nuke!** **Why Christians are morons** **Poll: Which is the better drug for me: LSD or Crack?** ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/7 "2002-05-05T04:05:23Z")
Defending Jack Chick. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/8 "2002-05-05T04:36:07Z")
Download copywrited music and software for free! Why was [insert unpopular Doper-name here] banned? I’m a jerk, and damn good at it, too! ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/9 "2002-05-05T04:42:52Z")
JDT is RIGHT about circumcision! What’s up with my napster not working anymore? Opal is #3 but smells like #2! If I WANTED to write a virus… U guyz R 2 uptite!!! Question about bank security: RE: inkbombs… Hydroponix help needed asap I’m looking for an elusive word that end with “gry”… Debunk this duck quack echo thing for me Richard Gere: Gerbil bait? Check out my new porn site! A little boy needs your help. Send business cards… ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/10 "2002-05-05T04:43:52Z")
“Where can I download programs that will allow me to pirate songs about circumcized men who build pipe bombs for the sole purpose of blowing up Hillary’s fat ass??” Fenris ---
**Author:** ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/11 "2002-05-05T04:44:54Z")
It’s time for another war on Japan!! ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/12 "2002-05-05T04:47:44Z")
who’s accused of molesting a child…complete with home addresses. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/13 "2002-05-05T04:58:19Z")
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/14 "2002-05-05T05:15:06Z")
50 new frightening hoaxes that you can spread around to everyone in your address book ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/15 "2002-05-05T05:16:43Z")
**What is All your base are belong to us?** **Why the KKK stands for a united America** **Do gays have tiny penii?** ---
**Author:** ![Jenner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@Jenner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenner)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/16 "2002-05-05T05:30:18Z")
**GQ:** What’s the best way to commit suicide? **GD:** THE UNHOLY ZIONIST EMPIRE MUST BE STOPPED NOW!!! **Cafe Society** : No me gusta la película “Spider-Man” **IMHO:** Recommend a good hit man **MPSIMS:** I just had sex with our 12-year-old baby-sitter! **The Pit:** I’m not a racist or anything, but… ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/17 "2002-05-05T05:41:42Z")
**Tug-Ahoy: A Testimonial** ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/18 "2002-05-05T05:53:11Z")
I demand to know why \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_got banned. I’m a butt-licking freak, are you a butt-licking freak? ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/19 "2002-05-05T05:53:17Z")
How to do it right. ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/20 "2002-05-05T05:55:07Z")
torture small pets without getting caught. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344.md?page=2)