# Threads Most Likely to Be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344 "2002-05-05T02:35:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/21 "2002-05-05T05:59:39Z")
Seventeen thousand word posts ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/22 "2002-05-05T06:10:18Z")
**Bestiality: Which animal is the best kisser?** **How to hack the Straight Dope for fun and profit!** **Check out the pics from my vasectomy surgery** **Help me post the complete works of Shakespeare** ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/23 "2002-05-05T06:13:40Z")
**and he’s still in the windshield of my car.** ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/24 "2002-05-05T06:31:40Z")
\*\*I broke my bong, where should I go for my new one? help! i have paper due tomorrow—what is transendentilizm? I sell crap online! Come see my site and buy it. Should I shave my dog’s butt to get better grip? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/25 "2002-05-05T07:10:59Z")
**[insert moderators name here]'s a** pinko commie scumbag /capitalist running dog lackey /facist nazi pig /serial child rapist /Westborogh Baptist member \*\*who \*\* rapes cattle /felches goats /drowns small puppies and kittens in their own urine /sells crack to schoolkids /bathes in the blood of virgins /has a Jesus fish on the back of their car \*\* ! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/26 "2002-05-05T07:24:12Z")
“What was the inspiration for your password?” ---
**Author:** ![neisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4bbf92/32.png) [@neisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neisha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/27 "2002-05-05T07:31:05Z")
it **does** pay. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/28 "2002-05-05T09:39:03Z")
Mods, Are These Really Your Home Phone Numbers? Does This Link Count As Porn? Work From Home And Make Big $$$$!!! Who Has Downloaded The Biggest MP3 Collection? (alt: How Much Money Have You Saved Thanks To MP3s?) Searching The SDMB Archives: A Game Welcome Our Newets Member: Wildest Bil (That’s Me!) ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/29 "2002-05-05T10:47:55Z")
Hi, I’m Serlin and it’s good to be back ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/30 "2002-05-05T10:56:36Z")
All Your Base are Belong to Us! LOL! _~^~ASCII ART BY YOURZ TRUELY~^~_ Quick, click on this link to download credit card numbers generators before the evil mods find it! The Mods are Nazi Fagz! C@N 4ny0n3 r34d th!5? !f 50, … ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/31 "2002-05-05T11:47:18Z")
Ahem. **Who’s On Your Ignore List?** ---
**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/32 "2002-05-05T13:43:29Z")
Why does my extremely large penis attract so many gorgeous large-breasted women? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/33 "2002-05-05T14:42:37Z")
What’s the best file-sharing software for kiddy porn? ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/34 "2002-05-05T14:46:54Z")
The damn SDMB is Zionist because the only ethnic smilie is an Orthodox Jew smilie. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/35 "2002-05-05T17:54:24Z")
Now wait a minute, why would the following be locked? I Was A Teenage Administrator Check out this cool site on how to build your own nuke! I’m looking for an elusive word that end with “gry”… Searching The SDMB Archives: A Game Hi, I’m Serlin and it’s good to be back _~^~ASCII ART BY YOURZ TRUELY~^~_ ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/36 "2002-05-05T18:13:11Z")
Why is beastiality wrong? (btw, Devilman Palmer, you gave me a great laugh) ---
**Author:** ![socialxray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@socialxray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/socialxray)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/37 "2002-05-05T20:39:21Z")
**Cecil, the Illuminati and Ed Asner: More than Meets the Eye** ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/38 "2002-05-05T21:04:42Z")
Wet 18/F wants to cyber now…come to my website for a good time! ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/39 "2002-05-05T21:22:33Z")
Do these immortality rings really work? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/40 "2002-05-05T21:56:59Z")
**So, how many hamsters can you fit up your butt?** **Wow! Look at this picture I found on [rotton.com](http://rotton.com)** **I just got me a goat. What lubricant should I use?** **Does anyone else collect used tampons?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344.md?page=3)