# Threads Most Likely to Be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 5, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344 "2002-05-05T02:35:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/41 "2002-05-06T01:04:45Z")
**Remember That Anthrax Thing? Here’s How I Did It.** **My Manifesto, or Why Some of You Might Want to Have Someone Else Open Your Mail for a Few Weeks** **In Which Poster A Airs Incredibly Personal, Non-Board Related Issues With Poster B** **Board too Slow? Not if You Use this Neat Code I Wrote!** ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/42 "2002-05-06T01:15:21Z")
> [@](#): > > I Was A Teenage Administrator > Check out this cool site on how to build your own nuke! > I’m looking for an elusive word that end with “gry”… > Searching The SDMB Archives: A Game > Hi, I’m Serlin and it’s good to be back > _~^~ASCII ART BY YOURZ TRUELY~^~_ I don’t know about the first one. #2-Probably because builing your own nuke is illegal? (I think it’s illegal anyway…) #3-Has a very long, horrible, and boring history on this board. It’s especially frustrating because Cecil answered the damn question himself! #4-extensive searches ties up the servers and makes it nearly impossible to do anything on the board. #5-Serlin is a troll who has been banned about 200 times, and yet keeps on trying. #6-There’s proably a story here too, but mainly, it’s annoying. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/43 "2002-05-06T03:21:10Z")
neisha: Great stuff. You are obviously a sick puppy. Keep up the good work. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/44 "2002-05-06T07:33:40Z")
**I need someone to hide something for me…** **My sister: before/after boob job pics…opinions?** **woud it B wrong for genosiding the French?** **My roommate bet me $50 I couldn’t get blown at a Dopefest ---- long story short…who wants to make $25?** ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/45 "2002-05-06T09:59:59Z")
\*\*Now that I’ve killed her, how do I get rid of the body? My sheep may be frigid (kinda long, maybe TMI). My ecstasy dealer got busted, recommend me a new one! See you at KiddiePornDopeFest!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/46 "2002-05-06T10:03:23Z")
**Hey! Adams! Go near my wife again and I’ll kill you!** **Tubadiva, thanks for last night xxxxx** **[insert mod’s name], is a troll!** **My dog is pregnant - Has the bitch been cheating on me?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/47 "2002-05-06T11:43:43Z")
Ask the Necrophiliac. Fred Phelps and his whole family is right. Is Hillary a lesbian. The ebay names and passwords of every Doper. Want to get noticed? Building a pipebomb and send it special delivery. Here’s my review of all the differences in the three different Japanese recordings of Phantom of the Opera. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/48 "2002-05-06T12:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \* > \*\*Now wait a minute, why would the following be locked? > > I Was A Teenage Administrator > Check out this cool site on how to build your own nuke! > I’m looking for an elusive word that end with “gry”… > Searching The SDMB Archives: A Game > Hi, I’m Serlin and it’s good to be back > _~^~ASCII ART BY YOURZ TRUELY~^~_ \*\* Lemme add some to what **pepperlandgirl** said… 1. Administrators must be over 21, as is the case with moderators. It’s sorta like talking about your porn career before you turned 18. 2. I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and guess that private citizens aren’t allowed to own nukes. 3. Been. Done. To. Death. 4. We like the server. We don’t want to kill it _cough_ Silo _cough_. And as much as people do vanity searches, we don’t need random/pointless searches. 5. Banned. Several times over. Pesky little twit who just won’t go away. 6. Annoying as hell, no particular point, not really a worthy adversary in the fight against ignorance. Sorta like the thread a few months ago whose title was in morse code: makes the mods’ lives more difficult, which is a Bad Thing ™. And another “Thread they’d delete faster’n you can swallow”: **How I, an underage doper, got into a bar that cards, gambled for pot, and drugged this girl I met, then took her back to my stolen SUV and had sex with her until she woke up. I cut out her kidneys with a box cutter, but I covered her in ice and wrote the number of a hospital down in her blood on the rear windshield, so she survived.** ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/49 "2002-05-06T12:11:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stockton \* > **Opal is #3 but smells like #2!** If I ever have to take Opal to the pit (why would I?), that’s what I’d title it. Made me actually LOL. Hey, Coldfire’s a mod and he and Opal fought when he was new, so maybe it wouldn’t get closed… Anyway, back to the thread titles. The easiest way to get a thread locked is to post it twice, but I doubt that’s what you’re looking for… I spend most of my time in GQ and the Pit, so I don’t know thread rules for most forums, but I’ll try. In GQ: Will Jesus Come Again, and Will You Swallow? How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck… Oh, wait, Cecil isn’t the Oracle, never mind… In the Pit: Why was \ banned? Not just unpopular users, as demonstrated recently In MPSIMS: Winkelried is a Wanker ---
**Author:** ![Nonny\_Mouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@Nonny\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonny_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/50 "2002-05-06T12:39:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*Why is beastiality wrong? > \*\* How do you elicit meaningful consent from a poodle? Nonny ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/51 "2002-05-06T13:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cazzle \* > Welcome Our Newets Member: Wildest Bil (That’s Me!) \*\* Gotcha ya! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/52 "2002-05-06T14:31:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wikkit \* > **Hey, Coldfire’s a mod and he and Opal fought when he was new, so maybe it wouldn’t get closed…** Well, _I_ certainly never started a Pit Thread about OpalCat. [🙂](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71024&highlight=OpalCat) ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/53 "2002-05-06T19:14:23Z")
ATMB: “[bitch&moan] Why is the board so damn slow! [/bitch&moan]” learned that one the hard way. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/54 "2002-05-06T19:58:30Z")
What’s your favorite position with your sister? Aryan Dopers: Any sniper tips? ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/55 "2002-05-06T19:59:43Z")
Keep looking at this picture until you figure out what’s wrong with it! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/56 "2002-05-06T20:23:12Z")
Making porn movies from home for fun and profit! Fingerprints: how to avoid leaving them The best camera for stalking: your opinions? ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/57 "2002-05-06T20:23:13Z")
“Why Whites are True Humans and Blacks/Asians/Hispanics are all mongrel half-breeds.” “Best ways to bomb a synagogue?” “YOU ARE ALL SINNERS!!!” “NE1 have links to warez sitez?” “Help! My marijuana plants are sick!!!” “Where to find subliminal pictures online?” ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/58 "2002-05-07T00:23:29Z")
FUKC U ALL, PRERVERT FAGGOTZ! DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/59 "2002-05-07T02:21:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Daoloth > Why is beastiality wrong? Actually, we had one of those in GD. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344/60 "2002-05-07T03:03:14Z")
So like, is it normal to get turned on watching my cat take a dump? Any tips on starting my own prostitution ring? Any fellow necrophiliacs on board? Geeze, you rape ONE girl and now she’s having you arrested! Any recipes for homemade LSD? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/107344.md?page=4)