# Threads Most Likely to be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971 "2002-11-16T02:10:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/1 "2002-11-16T02:10:02Z")
Always a favorite around here, it’s time for Threads Most Likely To Be Locked!!! Good Places to hide a corpse Naked Pictures of the Mods Meet the Sock Puppet Family! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/2 "2002-11-16T02:17:54Z")
Help me hack into the Pentagon so I can steal mp3’s I’ve finally captured them. Now what should I do? Colonic Holiday Ideas How do I cauterize this? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/3 "2002-11-16T02:26:00Z")
The best ways to imbibe illegal drugs. Where do I get them? How can a convicted felon purchase a firearm? ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/4 "2002-11-16T02:35:45Z")
What’s the best variety of hemp to plant for recreational use? How, theoretically, would I go about blowing up the White House? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/5 "2002-11-16T02:43:10Z")
Is (somebody) gay? How can I tell if I’m on someone’s ignore list? Is it legal to export howitzers, as long as the shoulder stock is shipped separately? If not, whom do I have to bribe? –Nott, who would post no such thing ---
**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/6 "2002-11-16T02:54:18Z")
“Do my homework for me” seems to work pretty well. I swear, it wasn’t really homework, I just wanted to impress the teacher dude. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/7 "2002-11-16T03:11:09Z")
I Think About (moderator’s name here) When I Masturbate Something Critical About That Poster That Everybody Likes Yes Fans Check In Here! Share Your Buttfucking and Farting Anecdotes What’s Up With Jews? My Cock is Huge ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/8 "2002-11-16T03:13:10Z")
“My girlfriend called me a pedophile. Is it normal for a ten-year old to use such a big word?” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/9 "2002-11-16T03:18:17Z")
Why Was Phaedrus Banned? Visit My New Store At [StupidCrap.Com](http://StupidCrap.Com)! Do My Balls Look Lopsided? (link) ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/10 "2002-11-16T03:22:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > \*\*I Think About (moderator’s name here) When I Masturbate > > \*\* You too? Oh… ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/11 "2002-11-16T03:33:10Z")
Is It Unethical To Cut Cocaine Or Heroin With Rat Poison? If So, Why? People I Picture Naked When I _Punish The Bunny._ What Objects Have You Shoved Up Your Ass? Did You Take Pictures? If So, Please Post A Link. How Can I Get Someone Else To Take My SAT’s For Me? ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/12 "2002-11-16T03:39:57Z")
Why chocolate should be outlawed. I copied this completely from another Web site. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/13 "2002-11-16T03:47:38Z")
I’m suing the Reader! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/14 "2002-11-16T03:55:28Z")
“Why Polycarp and tomndebb should be banned.” “Serlin was NOT a loser!” “Parkway/Driveway Question?” “Damn, that dres really DOES make your ass look huge!” ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/15 "2002-11-16T04:50:47Z")
What three words end in -gry? What does Squick/Felch mean? What’s a Merkin? I have photographic proof that Ed is Cecil!! [Link] Hi! My name is Concrete… ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/16 "2002-11-16T04:57:11Z")
What would be the best way to market my new line of snuff movies? Study [this picture] carefully until you see what’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/17 "2002-11-16T06:15:17Z")
If you were writing your own suicide note, what would you say? People you’d like to murder/assassinate. How would I become a professional torturer in a country run by a junta? Ever break someone’s nose? Sinners repaint! [sic] ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/18 "2002-11-16T06:29:07Z")
I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00. We’re not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother’s girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped “Paid In Full”. Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/19 "2002-11-16T06:38:41Z")
**[HIJACK]** By the way, I actually received the above email yesterday forwarded from [my best friend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144355). Here was my response: > [@](#): > > Sweetie, I can’t believe you fell for this. > > This hoax has been circulating on the internet for over 5 years. > > Please read these sites: > [http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/billgate.htm](http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/billgate.htm) > [http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/](http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/) **[/HIJACK]** ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/20 "2002-11-16T06:46:33Z")
The Simpsons unappreciation thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971.md?page=2)