# Threads Most Likely to be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971 "2002-11-16T02:10:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/21 "2002-11-16T11:58:28Z")
Worst. Thread. Ever. Ass hair combover, reasonable solution? What should I eat before my execution (electric chair) to show my contempt for authority? (need to be really messy) Why obese gay black jews make better pedophile wiccan priests. (or how many people can I possibly offend with just one sentence?) Lose weight now! Ask me how. ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/22 "2002-11-16T12:52:21Z")
Smegma, pro or con? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/23 "2002-11-16T13:01:50Z")
Circumcision at home for fun and profit. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/24 "2002-11-16T13:53:46Z")
Start a sincere thread asking women if their vaginal lips hang open after sex like loose drapes or close up immediately. Given how many other female TMI threads go on (and on and on) for pages it was surprising how quickly this one was shut down (by the top board administrator no less). I don’t can’t remember the original poster and I can’t find the thread but the number of :eek:'s the thread generated by even veteran female dopers was something of a record for a short thread. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/25 "2002-11-16T13:57:41Z")
Here is the real name of a private (non-celebrity) person in the UK, and this is why she is a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/26 "2002-11-16T14:12:02Z")
Ask the Necrophiliac. The Rev. Fred Phelps Appreciation Thread. Hi, Opal. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/27 "2002-11-16T16:02:07Z")
The His4Ever/december/Uekte/King Nifty appreciation thread. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/28 "2002-11-16T16:12:39Z")
A self-proclaimed Doper taunted me and my Aryan homeboys at another message board, and we’ve come to kick ya’ll’s asses! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/29 "2002-11-16T17:04:40Z")
I’m Wildest Bill And I’m Back! Tug-Ahoy! New And Improved! The JDT Appreciation Thread My 50th Post! Congratulate Me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/30 "2002-11-16T19:26:09Z")
Why the _Enterprise_ can’t defeat a Star Destroyer Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter- A Pedophile’s View The Kordell Stewart Appreciation Thread The Telemarketing Appreciation Thread ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/31 "2002-11-16T20:24:26Z")
In Defense of Jail Sodomy. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/32 "2002-11-16T20:33:09Z")
“Why homosexuality is a worse sin than murder” I’m certain this topic would get closed less than a minute after it was started. And no, I’m not going to post it just to see if I’m right. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/33 "2002-11-16T20:33:51Z")
Eventually, a thread like this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/34 "2002-11-16T20:46:48Z")
Genital piercing and braces. Ever get stuck? Supporters of ethnic cleansing. Why it’s painfully obvious that creationists have never actually read the Bible, Spontaneous combustion and masturbation. The real story. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/35 "2002-11-16T20:49:42Z")
“Hey lesbos! Do you think this is hot?” ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/36 "2002-11-16T21:04:43Z")
How powerful is your ejaculation? [**Czarcasm** , we were only having a bit of fun!] ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/37 "2002-11-16T23:43:04Z")
Well, I suppose with enough encouragement I’d be ballsy/stupid enough to make a few of these threads and see how long it took for them to be locked. Anyone wanna see? Oh, here’s my contribution: The ‘Official’ Post Count Flog Thread! ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/38 "2002-11-16T23:46:37Z")
Oh yes, and: “Post your enemies’ personal contact information here!” ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/39 "2002-11-17T00:07:35Z")
Post your favorite White Supremacy links! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/40 "2002-11-17T01:01:12Z")
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