# Threads Most Likely to be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971 "2002-11-16T02:10:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/41 "2002-11-17T01:02:53Z")
“Ask the Sudanese Slave Trader” “Can Anybody Verify This is Ed’s Phone #? I just get a machine when I dial…” “Resolved: Kittens are Better Stewed, Puppies are Better Roasted” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/42 "2002-11-17T01:18:53Z")
So I just killed someone… Hey, (friend doper across the hall), play that song again. (I remember that one) Ass raping clowns. Police shooting techniques. Name my dick. Elvis isn’t dead! Who should I kill next? What’s the best way to not get caught sending a death threat? Insurance scams 101 Getting through airport security with weapons/drugs How to escape jail f\*ck you I’m from such and such a message board and our boards are better. So I just raped someone… What’s the going rate for a joint? I ripped open my scrotum getting my balls stuck in my zipper again…(slightly TMI) Things not to insert in your ass ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/43 "2002-11-17T01:31:09Z")
Funny, I once thought if the OP asked for it to be closed they would close it but I remember someone asked 4 times & it was still open. ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/44 "2002-11-17T01:34:22Z")
[[Genital piercing and braces. Ever get stuck?]] Why would this be closed? I can see Cecil doing a column on it. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/45 "2002-11-17T02:09:17Z")
[[Things not to insert in your ass]] Was it a ‘million to one shot’? That’s how all proctologist’s stories end, ya know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/46 "2002-11-17T02:20:41Z")
[LOOK!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=144544) ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/47 "2002-11-17T02:50:20Z")
Share your experiences with enemas and douches, both good and bad Any Dopers have links to some good kiddie porn? How do I go about getting a job as a white slave trader? What do you think (insert famous actress/female musican’s name here) favorite sexual position is? Do you think (insert famous actress/female musician’s name here) likes anal sex? Do you think (insert famous actress/female musician’s name here) swallows? ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/48 "2002-11-17T03:07:48Z")
What words return more than 2000 hits on the SDMB search engine? Let’s find out! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/49 "2002-11-17T05:31:45Z")
Help me finish this physics assignment about bong theory. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/50 "2002-11-17T11:37:20Z")
Post Your Favorite Glurge Here! ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/51 "2002-11-17T12:25:21Z")
HELP! My Exams are tomorrow! Question about nazi mod sockpuppets download pirated pirated MP3 downloading programs whilst questioning the holocaust in terms of black lesbian nudies who stand up for David Duke naming trolls in uncovering the secret illuminati Jewish agenda of the pro-choice gay squicking lobby with a link to a city-by-city online drug dealer list in 50 countries - complete lyrics! (warning: long) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/52 "2002-11-17T12:59:11Z")
a/s/l? ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/53 "2002-11-17T14:18:45Z")
1 @m 5UP@R 1337 H@X0R F@G0TZ!!!1 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/54 "2002-11-17T15:46:44Z")
I think opal won. a/s/l… hehe… that’s a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/55 "2002-11-17T16:06:54Z")
Recommend me some good porn sites. [Poll]Which banned poster should be allowed back? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/56 "2002-11-17T16:14:30Z")
I vote for Airdisc. I don’t even know what a/s/l is. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/57 "2002-11-17T18:15:05Z")
a/s/l stands for “age/sex/location” I still think a thread wherein poeple just pad their post count is a good one. It only took 5 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/58 "2002-11-17T19:53:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by clayton\_e \* > **I ripped open my scrotum getting my balls stuck in my zipper again…(slightly TMI)** omfg I laughed for like an hour on this one. The _slighty_ part really drove it home. I just hacked the boards what should I do now? Having problems with one of my other screen names. A message to all the mods/admins from \ OMG someones breaking into my house. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/59 "2002-11-17T20:02:44Z")
Here’s a List of Everyone’s Passwords for the SDMB!!! Watch My Proctology Exam Live on this Web Cam!!! Tales from my Toilet (with pictures) ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971/60 "2002-11-17T21:18:39Z")
Review My Porn site! Hey, it’s almost the one year anniversary of my SDMB hacking job! Don’t ban me for this, but… Why Jesus will throw all of you gay jewish non-aryan caatholic muslim witch satanic scumbags into the lake of fire. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/136971.md?page=4)