# Threads Most Likely to Be Locked **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 14, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640 "2000-12-14T23:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/1 "2000-12-14T23:36:07Z")
1. I was Anally Gangbanged by (Moderators’ Names Here). 2. How to Get Rid of $30,000 Worth of Heroin? 3. NAMBLA Devotees, Post Your Wildest Fantasies Here! 4. Need Help Ridding My Apartment of Blood Stains & Decomposing Odor 5. Non-sexual Uses for Semen 6. I’m So Glad Budd Dwyer Killed Himself on Live TV 7. Come View Pictures of Torgo’s Rash 8. Internet Browser History Folders of All the Moderators 9. KKK Grand Dragons on the SDMB Get-together 10. Share Your Experiences Stalking the Moderators ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/2 "2000-12-14T23:48:13Z")
1. Do You Want To Make $1000 A Week From The Privacy Of Your Own Home?? 2. Here’s The Master List Of The Admin’s And Mod’s Real Names And Home Addresses! 3. How Can I Make A Bomb Out Of Fertilizer? And Do You Need A Driver’s License To Rent A Ryder Truck? 4. Click These Links For Hot Teenage Sex Kittens! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/3 "2000-12-15T00:14:41Z")
1. Is there really infinate life by Alex Chui 2. Who was Mark Serlin? 3. Why can’t you park on a parkway or drive on a drive way? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/4 "2000-12-15T07:10:22Z")
1. Angry, Hungry and…? 2. Do my homework! 3. 607 n e warez D00D??!!1/? 4. This is my neighbor’s lock. How do I pick it? –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/5 "2000-12-15T07:33:00Z")
1. I believe [any Doper here] is a troll/homophobe/disciple of JDT. 2. Link to JDT email. 3. The truth behind Cecil Adams 4. How can I get banned quickly? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/6 "2000-12-16T02:14:31Z")
1. Full-color photos of stretched anuses! 2. YOU MUST READ NOW - “Please God I’m Only 17” 3. And just WHAT was your reason for banning [troll name here] 4. Great felching pics ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/7 "2000-12-16T04:52:28Z")
1. I’m hot, horny, and waiting for you. 2. I saw the light of Jesus. You’re all going to Hell. 3. Tell your favorite ethnic jokes here! 4. List your sockpuppets. 5. u all sukk ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/8 "2000-12-16T06:15:32Z")
Hasn’t this been done before? Oh well, I’m too lazy to bother looking. 1. MY revenge list, and why it’s better than Nixon’s. 2. Who’s your favourite porn star? 3. Here a a bunch of links to sites on the perfectness of Jesus and Christianity. 4. Why I am better than you. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/9 "2000-12-16T07:06:58Z")
10 - Creationism and Evolution: 100 Reasons Why Both Are Wrong 9 - Here’s some posts I’m forwarding for some banned members. 8 - How can I hack into the Chicago Reader’s office database? 7 - Everybody post the complete text of their favorite novel. 6 - Hey everyone! I’ve figured out a great way to smuggle drugs past airport security! 5 - Looking for advice on writing computer viruses. 4 - I just found out Bill Clinton is going to run for President again! 3 - Looking for free legal advice on how I can sue the posters who gave me free medical advice last month for malpractice. 2 - What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever gotten away with and how did you do it? and the #1 thread most likely to get banned: Anyone want to buy some pictures of Cecil … naked? ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/10 "2000-12-16T07:07:48Z")
1. What is the third word in the english language that ends in -gry? (oops, a repeat; sorry, I just finally “got” sublight’s post, on review…) 2. Does clicking on this link give your computer the Cold Ape virus like it does mine? 3. More evidence the blacks AND gays helped the jews perpetuate the Houlocaust Hoax! 4. Is this a police officer setting a trap, or do I have a shot with this 13-yr-old chat room hottie? 5. But John Rocker was fuckin-A right! ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/11 "2000-12-16T15:33:37Z")
Superb post, **Torgo**! [list][li]Will Dubya fall victim to the 20-year curse? A plan for actualization[/li][li]List your hundred favorite Chick tracts[/li][li]Who on the SDMB would you most like to kill?[/li][li]Amish Dopefest in Lancaster County, PA[/li]I’d like to introduce our newest member, concrete2 ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/12 "2000-12-16T15:53:10Z")
Um, isn’t there supposed to be a “hi Opal” in here somewhere? 57. Hi opal ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/13 "2000-12-16T16:04:20Z")
I forgot one: 1. I just photocopied all the StraightDope books! Get 'em here, only $5! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/14 "2000-12-16T18:41:17Z")
1. How long does it take to dismember the corpse of a 5’3" woman? 2. Is sleeping with my sister wrong? 3. Should I buy $30,000 of herion from Torgo? 4. Can anyone tell me how to steal cable TV? 5. Cats and washing machines… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/15 "2000-12-16T20:52:03Z")
101 uses for Cat Turds JDT is a Sex Machine Why Adolf Hitler should be Canonized Help me Assassinate Cecil Adams Is it WRONG to be turned on by JDT? \*yes, indeedy, there WAS a thread called Doomed Threads…it’s funny! -btw, where does the Hi Opal thing come from? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/16 "2000-12-16T21:39:06Z")
1. Alex Chiu and JDT team up to create the penis that never dies. Click here 2. Anyone wanna see a picture of the cat head I found in the woods this morning? 3. Opal can just go blow me! 4. Hey everyone, check this out! 1 million pop up windows! 5. Everything is just fine and dandy in the world today. (posted in the Pit). 6. Who has paid for sex with a farm animal? Details please! 7. This thread in about half an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/17 "2000-12-16T22:59:52Z")
Do rats squeal in pain? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/18 "2000-12-17T01:31:42Z")
The Straight Dope Massive Cyber Orgy Thread Who wants to see what I found in the toilet today-pics included Confessions of a Necrophiliac. Ya know…cat turds don’t taste half bad! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/19 "2000-12-17T09:04:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*The Straight Dope Massive Cyber Orgy Thread > \*\* Um…this one really isn’t too different from every “popularity poll/hug/kiss/which doper would I cyberscrew” thread in MPSIMS and IMHO. [sub]I should know, I post to all of them[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/20 "2001-02-28T14:18:03Z")
I’ve recently come across a new one. **All your base are belong to us!** Any fellow skinhead dopers? Cool link to snuff films Where do I get the good dope/weed? fUck ya al if you cnotinu to ignroe me [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640.md?page=2)