# Threads Most Likely to Be Locked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 14, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640 "2000-12-14T23:36:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/21 "2001-02-28T15:17:00Z")

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1.How do I perform circumcisions on children without waking them when they sleep?

1. What subway station in New York would be the most effective place, from an air circulation perspective, to set off a biological weapon?

2. How can I hack into the CIA’s computer mainframe?

3. My neighbours are driving me mad. Kids screaming, parents rowing etc. What’s the most effective way of burning their house silently without damaging my property or incriminating me?

4. How could I commit the perfect murder?

5. What colour is your shit?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/22 "2001-02-28T17:32:43Z")

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“Hey everybody! I know this is my first post but I just couldn’t wait to tell you about this super cool band!”

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-most-likely-to-be-locked/45640/23 "2001-02-28T18:04:21Z")

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1. Can we still impeach that bastard Clinton?

2. Help me debunk this chain letter.

3. Why can’t I ask about free will in General Questions?

4. Can vegans drink elephant semen?

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