# Threads that will be repeated forever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594 "2013-05-29T01:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/1 "2013-05-29T01:04:35Z")
Is it just me, or is there an unusually high number of recent zombie thread revivals? Must be (\_\_\_)uary. This time of the year all the crazies join up for their one flaming drive-by thread. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/2 "2013-05-29T02:15:58Z")
Is the board slow today? Why are we doing underlines and royal blue? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/3 "2013-05-29T02:41:19Z")
Should I break up with him/her? Why ARE we doing underlines and royal blue? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/4 "2013-05-29T02:45:49Z")
I get really, really, really tired seeing any thread with Nazi and or Hitler in the title. It’s been almost 70 years. I can’t even imagine what our German members must think. Give it the fuck up, will ya’? ---
**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/5 "2013-05-29T03:25:09Z")
Why isn’t there one food that I can just eat when I’m hungry? There’s dog food, why not ‘human food’? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/6 "2013-05-29T03:28:43Z")
I can’t be the only one who hates [some extremely popular thing] ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/7 "2013-05-29T03:29:44Z")
What? No \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ thread yet?! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/8 "2013-05-29T03:33:51Z")
_Why_ do people get tattoos? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/9 "2013-05-29T03:39:29Z")
Will the new Quantum Hypercollider really throw the entire Universe into an infinity repeating time-loop? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/10 "2013-05-29T03:43:18Z")
Will the new Quantum Hypercollider really throw the entire Universe into an infinity repeating time-loop?] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/11 "2013-05-29T03:43:36Z")
God really exists and you atheists are the crazy ones. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/12 "2013-05-29T03:45:46Z")
What’s all this nonsense about “climate change”? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/13 "2013-05-29T04:22:33Z")
What’s the deal with pitbulls? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/14 "2013-05-29T04:34:50Z")
Let’s name some common TV show/movie cliches. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/15 "2013-05-29T04:52:02Z")
Colonoscopies are a very popular topic: > [@Colonoscopies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colonoscopies/659102/43): > > [color=brown]Colonoscopies must be one of the top favorite subject for discussion on this message board! > > Herewith, a review of the literature on this (and related) subjects (including a few classic off-board entries): > > \< [exhaustive compendium of links to threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16322153#post16322153) \> [/color] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/16 "2013-05-29T04:58:13Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Colonoscopies are a very popular topic: Heh, one of those was mine. My colonoscopy was, of course, unique, as is my colon. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/17 "2013-05-29T05:09:26Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > ¿dool-ǝɯıʇ ƃuıʇɐǝdǝɹ ʎʇıuıɟuı uɐ oʇuı ǝsɹǝʌıu∩ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ʍoɹɥʇ ʎllɐǝɹ ɹǝpılloɔɹǝdʎH ɯnʇuɐnQ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ llıM] ˙˙ʎɹɹnɟ lǝǝɟ sǝʎǝ ʎW ˙ǝsɹoʍ uǝʌǝ ǝq plnoɔ ʇı 'ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/18 "2013-05-29T05:42:12Z")
**People who declaw cats are worse than serial killers!** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/19 "2013-05-29T05:53:16Z")
Depending on how they approach the subject: How come porn actors don’t get arrested for prostitution? Is making a porn movie a way to beat prostitution laws? ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/20 "2013-05-29T11:55:09Z")
On a personal note, for some reason i keep seeing the [thoroughly debunked] claim that _Operation Barbarossa_ (Germany’s invasion of the Soviet Union) was fatally delayed by preliminary operations in Greece or Yugoslavia. More generally: **What could [losing side] have done to win [war x]?** _Aren’t all [members of hated outgroup] evil/stupid/dangerous/plotting against us?_\* \*_Pit bulls, Jews, minorities, teenagers, Republicans, Liberals, women, gays, what have you_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594.md?page=2)