# Threads that will be repeated forever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594 "2013-05-29T01:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/21 "2013-05-29T12:26:48Z")
**Why should I tip at restaurants?** **Should I have my cat declawed?** ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/22 "2013-05-29T12:33:51Z")
ATMB threads about **twickster**. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/23 "2013-05-29T13:28:38Z")
One word: avatars. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/24 "2013-05-29T13:36:29Z")
I just got fired from my job. ☹ I just got a new job!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/25 "2013-05-29T13:42:03Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > One word: avatars. I know, right? For some apparent reason, showing avatars in every post is a default feature that is usually assumed to be enabled if you are posting on a message board. Personally, I like how the Dope is very simple, clean, tidy, and easy on the eyes so you can actually focus on the discussions and don’t get all caught up in “reputation” or “thread ratings” or other pointless shit like that. This kind of thing really rubbed me the wrong way when it came to other message boards because it was actually kind of hard to focus on the discussions when there were so many graphic images and irrelevant icons. Also, I don’t see why avatars is such a big issue here. Technically, they _are_ enabled but they just aren’t shown with every post. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/26 "2013-05-29T14:04:44Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I get really, really, really tired seeing any thread with Nazi and or Hitler in the title. It’s been almost 70 years. > > I can’t even imagine what our German members must think. > > Give it the fuck up, will ya’? Do you know who else had a problem with his [German member](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_cannibal)? ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/27 "2013-05-29T19:56:20Z")
Cafe Society: One hit wonders Game Room: Nintendo vs Xbox vs. Sony Who cares? Only pussies play consoles. Real gamers use PCs MPSIMS: I’m a nice guy. Why can’t I get a date? ATMB: The moderators did something I don’t like Any forum that’s open: Republicans suck Democrats suck The hamsters suck ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/28 "2013-05-29T20:14:46Z")
When did you lose your virginity? Where did you lose your virginity? How did you lose your virginity? Who saw you lose your virginity? What song was playing when your lost your virginity? Brag about your virginity! and on and on and on… ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/29 "2013-05-29T20:19:01Z")
Bad movies that you love (My answer every single time is _Hudson Hawk_.) ---
**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/30 "2013-05-29T21:16:31Z")
What’s a good \_\_\_\_\_\_? Need answer fast! In five years I’m totally reviving this thread as a zombie. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/31 "2013-05-29T21:28:03Z")
Monthly rants? The MMP? 😉 (Well, okay, understandable/traditions.) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/32 "2013-05-29T21:35:02Z")
I’m pretty sure my [infant, child, teenager, dog] is gifted. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/33 "2013-05-30T14:00:35Z")
Supermarket check out issues ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/34 "2013-05-30T14:01:47Z")
Fiat money is a Ponzi scheme!! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/35 "2013-05-30T14:10:43Z")
Could humans mate with [insert name of ape species]? Could they have offspring? Would the offspring be fertile? Has anyone ever tried? Come on, with 7 billion people on the planet, somebody must have tried. Did they film it? Can I watch? ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/36 "2013-05-30T15:05:23Z")
> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#): > > Why isn’t there one food that I can just eat when I’m hungry? There’s dog food, why not ‘human food’? And “Is this salami I left out of the fridge for three-quarters of an hour safe to eat?” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/37 "2013-05-30T15:58:28Z")
My car won’t start so I’ll give you some vague clues and expect you to solve the problem for me in 48 hours and less than 50 bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/38 "2013-05-30T16:06:47Z")
Ask the\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. \_ **s, Tell Me About**. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/39 "2013-05-30T16:13:14Z")
Everything you like sucks and you’re an idiot for liking it Everything I like is cool and you’re amazing for liking it too Let’s agree to disagree about guns, but you’re still wrong ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threads-that-will-be-repeated-forever/659594/40 "2013-05-30T16:18:11Z")
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