# Three Cheers for Jerry the tech guy.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339>\
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**Created:** [July 12, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339 "2000-07-12T19:35:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/1 "2000-07-12T19:35:41Z")

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Whatever “Tweaking” he (she?) did, the board is smooth as butter today.

::raising my glass for Jerry::

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**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/2 "2000-07-12T19:44:45Z")

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Yesterday at this time loading response was about 3-5 minutes per request. Today it’s like 3-5 seconds. Like night and day.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/3 "2000-07-12T20:13:39Z")

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Oops. I did this elsewhere, but thanks again, Jerry.

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/4 "2000-07-12T20:19:19Z")

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Treble "hip, hip"s and at least three "hooray"s from me.

Much, much better.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/5 "2000-07-12T20:22:47Z")

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Jerry. What’s your beer of choice? Cause we can send you a case of it.

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**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/6 "2000-07-12T20:27:14Z")

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Thanks, Jerry! How’d you fix it?

Tinker

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/7 "2000-07-12T23:07:34Z")

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Good job , Jerry & Co. Boards loading fine. 😃

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**Author:** ![jdavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f6c823/32.png) [@jdavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jdavis)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/8 "2000-07-13T01:05:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tinker Grey \*  
> \*\*Thanks, Jerry! How’d you fix it?
> 
> Tinker \*\*

The most difficult part was the preparation of the ritual sacrifices and the signing of certain contracts… Once the arcane rites had finished everything else proceeded smoothly.

Jerry

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/9 "2000-07-13T01:25:18Z")

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I knew it. I knew those 5 goats I killed this morning weren’t in vain.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/10 "2000-07-13T13:33:30Z")

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Jerry - I may just be in love with you. SMOOCH!

Thanks again for all the hard work. 😃

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**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/11 "2000-07-13T19:20:39Z")

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WOW  
What a difference.  
Hell the guy deserves at least six cheers

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/12 "2000-07-13T20:00:28Z")

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We love you Jeeeeerry!  
Oh yes we dooooo!  
We love you Jeeeerry!  
And we’ll be truuuue!  
When you’re not neeeear us,  
The boards are slow-oooo!  
Oh, Jeeeeeerry,  
We love you!

Oh the other hand, what with the quick load, I didn’t get any work today. Eh.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/13 "2000-07-13T21:03:00Z")

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Great word! Thank you! Yipee! Hurray!

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/14 "2000-07-13T21:05:07Z")

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That should have been “Great **work**!” :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/15 "2000-07-13T21:11:44Z")

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Thank you, Jerry!!!  
Thanks for fixing boards!  
Whew, it is so damn good to be able to get back to normal posting again.

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-jerry-the-tech-guy/25339/16 "2000-07-13T22:35:06Z")

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:):)🙂
