# Three Cheers for Satan! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990 "2000-01-21T23:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/1 "2000-01-21T23:08:00Z")
Seriously! I finally made it back to Cornell today. Bad weather made me put off my flight plans a few days. I got home, unpacked, recharged the phone, called the folks, then ate dinner. After dinner, I checked my mail. What do I find but a one dollar bill from the SDMB’s own Satan! Isn’t that just the best? Sweet! That’s what you get when you support Satan in the Great Debate’s popularity contest. All hail Satan! Isn’t Brian just the coolest guy? ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/2 "2000-01-21T23:44:00Z")
I’ll go along with a cheer for Satan. On a side note, you picked the wrong day to come back up here. Throw a couple extra blankies on the bed and stay out of the wind. ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/3 "2000-01-21T23:50:00Z")
Got this in an email today and was looking for a good place to post it. This is as good as any. “And God said: ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don’t blame everything on Satan.’”- John Wing ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/4 "2000-01-22T01:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Isn’t Brian just the coolest guy? Modesty forbids… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/5 "2000-01-22T01:28:00Z")
Cheer! Cheer! Cheer! Yeah, he’s a devil all right, but heck, he’s _our_ devil. Good on ya, Brian. Says something when Satan scrupulously pays his debts. Damn (so to speak), but the lad sets a fine example, doesn’t he? Veb ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/6 "2000-01-22T01:57:00Z")
You sold your soul for a DOLLAR??? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/7 "2000-01-22T02:03:00Z")
“Says something when Satan scrupulously pays his debts.” HAH! Seems to me he still owes a few of us a buck from a post he made over in GD. Oh Satan hon…pay up. * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/8 "2000-01-22T04:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > On a side note, you picked the wrong day to come back up here. Throw a couple extra blankies on the bed and stay out of the wind. I’ll say. This morning I check the weather: Temp: 3 deg F Wind Chill: **-34** deg F (sigh) what a wonderful place. * * * Mayor of [Snerdville](http://fathom.org/snerdville), the home of Mortimer Snerd “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/9 "2000-01-22T04:21:00Z")
\ You have dollar _bills_?? ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/10 "2000-01-22T07:05:00Z")
I may have sold my soul for a dollar, but it’s to the SDMB’s Satan, not just any old Satan, and that’s saying something. I’m gonna keep this dollar, it’ll always be good for a smile and a laugh, it’s something I never expected. Hell, it was a joke and he sent me a dollar. I just can’t get over it, he actually sent the dollar. I laugh just thinking about it. And I’m telling people about it too, not just those on the SDMB. Look, this guy sent a dollar! So? Well, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/11 "2000-01-22T13:22:00Z")
A new Satanic Cult? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-satan/12990/12 "2000-01-23T06:23:00Z")
I’m just wondering what would happen if one of the Pounders decided to post this over in LDMB! :eek: