# Three cheers for UncleBeer! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 22, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831 "2003-02-22T21:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/1 "2003-02-22T21:21:55Z")
Three cheers for UncleBeer! The hero of the SDMB nation we owe him no respect or adulation He does a thankless job for free but it’s not helping me! He deserves no latitude or a smattering of gratitude He’s the one we love to hate. and heartily denigrate Moderating a teeming crew of cranks full of bitchy spanks From moaning drama queens venting angry, turgid spleens He dis-respected my thread and slapped _me_ on the head! I wish I could be a mod for I would be a perfect God And never bark and harshly reprimand or bite a poster’s tender hand Unlike that bad old UncleBeer in meanness he truly has no peer So fie on human mods I say no one is worthy to judge me anyway ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/2 "2003-02-22T21:31:30Z")
“wretch a roriceman…wretch a roriceman…” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/3 "2003-02-22T21:32:50Z")
If **UncleBeer** Suddenly turned into a rooster, we would call him Chanticleer. But as he coudn’t I guess we probably shouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/4 "2003-02-22T21:55:31Z")
Who’s **UncleBeer**? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/5 "2003-02-22T21:57:55Z")
I prefer calling him **UnclePee** … ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/6 "2003-02-22T22:09:50Z")
So now does he win the record for most concurrent pit threads?😃 ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/7 "2003-02-22T22:43:54Z")
Poetry is better when you pick one meter and stick with it. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/8 "2003-02-22T23:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > \*\*Poetry is better when you pick one meter and stick with it. \*\* Doggerel too doggy? So soggy. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/9 "2003-02-23T00:42:08Z")
I’m not sure if this is what you are looking for, but since I happen to like him, here you go. Hip Hippity HOOOOORAAAAYYYYYY!!! ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/10 "2003-02-23T01:30:14Z")
It could be verse. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/11 "2003-02-23T01:34:09Z")
He’s heavily armed, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/12 "2003-02-23T04:05:30Z")
We like anything with beer in it. And he has lots of beer in him. So we like him. Regards, Shodan PS - I have lots of beer in me. I like it. And me. ---
**Author:** ![BonoVox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@BonoVox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BonoVox)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/13 "2003-02-23T04:12:59Z")
I’ll drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/14 "2003-02-23T08:20:09Z")
Beer is good. UncleBeer must be good too. I may have a different opinion when I wake up, “For I have been to Ludlow fair And left my necktie God knows where And carried halfway home, or near, Pints and quarts of UncleBeer. Then down in lovely muck I’ve lain, Happy til I woke again, And saw the morning sun.” Sorry, Mr. Houseman, but I’m a fellow whom it hurts to think and have taken your advice. Beery bonhomie aside (Wow, I am a pretentious drunk) of all the people who I’ve been pissed off at (that reminds me, need to cut this post short or come back to it) since I started lurking at the SDMB, UncleBeer’s not one of 'em. I fuckin’ love you man, you know? Remember that time when I posted something, and you posted something in reply? That was fuckin’ REAL, y’know? There was… posting… and it was… I don’t know… just… REAL, y’know? I gotta go. I’ll be right back. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/15 "2003-02-23T22:16:31Z")
As long as he’s not full of that 3.2 crap… [sup]Oh what the hell. I wouldn’t mind.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/16 "2003-02-24T13:56:36Z")
Thank you, astro. > [@](#): > > I gotta go. I’ll be right back. What’s wrong? Fall down in the loo and can’t get to your feet again? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-cheers-for-unclebeer/156831/17 "2003-02-24T16:05:57Z")
UncleBeer… nectar of the mods.