# Three Hour Mystery

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387 "2000-04-01T00:50:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/1 "2000-04-01T00:50:00Z")

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Hope there’s enough people to get this… I leave work in 3 hours (I’ll give answers over the weekend if unguessed.) The object being to describe the whole situation asking yes or no questions. Please don’t ask/answer if you know it, it’s a tough one.

“The rope broke. The bell rang. The man died.”

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[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)  
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,  
And buried yourself in lies instead.  
Next time I would rather be slain,  
Than forced to bear your mercy again.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/2 "2000-04-01T01:02:00Z")

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Was the man a munk?

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/3 "2000-04-01T01:02:00Z")

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Was the man holding onto the rope when the rope broke?

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/4 "2000-04-01T01:03:00Z")

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-Was the man a munk?  
No.

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/5 "2000-04-01T01:04:00Z")

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-Was the man holding onto the rope when the rope broke?  
No.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/6 "2000-04-01T01:09:00Z")

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Was the bell a churchbell, or a bell attached to some sort of other religious building (convent, ministry, etc.)?

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/7 "2000-04-01T01:17:00Z")

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Did the rope break due to some kind of weight being suspended from it?

Was the man alone when he died?

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I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.  
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/8 "2000-04-01T01:19:00Z")

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-Was the bell a churchbell, or a bell attached to some sort of other religious building (convent, ministry, etc.)?  
No

-Did the rope break due to some kind of weight being suspended from it?  
No  
-Was the man alone when he died?  
Yes

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**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/9 "2000-04-01T01:21:00Z")

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Did the man hang himself from the rope?

Did the bell fall on the man?

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“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.” - Eddie Cantor

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/10 "2000-04-01T01:24:00Z")

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Was the bell a cow bell?

Did the man commit suicide?

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/11 "2000-04-01T01:27:00Z")

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Was the bell a cow bell?  
No  
Did the man commit suicide?  
No  
Did the man hang himself from the rope?  
No  
Did the bell fall on the man?  
No

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**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/12 "2000-04-01T01:28:00Z")

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Was he on a boat?

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“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.” - Eddie Cantor

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/13 "2000-04-01T01:34:00Z")

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Was it a “jingle bell”? Like the kind Santa would use?

Did the man die outdoors?

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/14 "2000-04-01T01:40:00Z")

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-Was he on a boat?  
No  
-Was it a “jingle bell”? Like the kind Santa would use?  
No  
-Did the man die outdoors?  
Yes

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/15 "2000-04-01T01:48:00Z")

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Was the man standing on the rope?

Was the rope tied to him?

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/16 "2000-04-01T01:50:00Z")

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Was the man standing on the rope?  
No  
Was the rope tied to him?  
No

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/17 "2000-04-01T01:52:00Z")

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Did it happen in that order? (rope broke, bell rang, man died)  
Would the man have died if the rope didn’t break?  
… if the bell didn’t ring?

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/18 "2000-04-01T01:53:00Z")

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Was the rope attached to the bell?

Was the bell attached to the man?

Was the man blind? Or deaf?

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/19 "2000-04-01T01:58:00Z")

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Did something fall on the man?  
Was the bell an alarm?

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Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-hour-mystery/15387/20 "2000-04-01T02:07:00Z")

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Did something fall on the man?  
No  
Was the bell an alarm?  
No

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