# "Three Irishmen" Nursery Rhyme Variants

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**Created:** [December 11, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-irishmen-nursery-rhyme-variants/476766 "2008-12-11T21:03:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-irishmen-nursery-rhyme-variants/476766/2 "2008-12-11T21:58:12Z")

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Just added the proper line to yours…

> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Three Irishmen, three Irishmen, digging in a ditch  
> One called the other a dirty son of a  
> Peter Murphy had a dog, a brindle dog was he  
> along came another and bit him on the  
> cocktail, gingerale, 50 cents a glass

if you do not like it, you can kiss my  
ask me a question, I’ll give you some advice

> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
>
> If you get hit with a bucket of shit be sure and close your eyes.

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