# Three jokes my nephew got from his childcare kids.

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**Created:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-jokes-my-nephew-got-from-his-childcare-kids/363374 "2006-07-06T15:36:39Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-jokes-my-nephew-got-from-his-childcare-kids/363374/41 "2006-07-09T18:38:42Z")

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A little Mexican boy saves up his money to go to a baseball game.

The game is sold out, but a ticket taker smells an extra buck: he pockets the boy’s money, and tells him he can go watch the game from the top of the flagpole.

Afterward, the boy’s parents ask him if he had a good time.

“Oh yes”, the boy replied. "Everybody was so nice to me. They gave me a special seat where I could see the game really well. And at the beginning, they all stood up and asked me, _‘Jose, can you see?’"_

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