# Three Minute Mysteries, or How Come?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193 "2000-03-27T12:53:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/61 "2000-03-27T16:00:00Z")

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Did the others think that Albert was already dead before the chance encounter on the street?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/62 "2000-03-27T16:00:00Z")

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Were they on some sort of treasure hunt?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/63 "2000-03-27T16:00:00Z")

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Does this in any way involve cannibalism?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/64 "2000-03-27T16:03:00Z")

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Coldfire asks: Is it significant that Charlie encountered him first?  
NO

SwimmingRiddles asks: The box contained a picture of felching?  
EWWWW.  
NO.

aschrott asks: was the original package some sort of blackmail?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Was the package a message implying that Albert had died?  
NO

Random asks: Are the five people (four after Albert’s death) living human beings?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Were all members involved guests on the cruise? (ie: Albert was a cabin-boy, etc…)  
YES

aschrott asks: did albert send them a hypnotic suggestion to kill him?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Is it relevant that the names start with A, B, C, D, and E respectively?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Is it relevant that they took a trip to the South Seas?  
YES

Random asks: Did the others think that Albert was already dead before the chance encounter on the street?  
NO  
Coldfire asks: Were they on some sort of treasure hunt?  
NO

waterj2 asks: Does this in any way involve cannibalism?  
YES

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/65 "2000-03-27T16:03:00Z")

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Was the group involved in illegal/illicit activities in the South Seas? Did they ever get off the boat while in the South Seas, and is it relevant?

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**Author:** ![aschrott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@aschrott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aschrott)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/66 "2000-03-27T16:05:00Z")

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would Albert have expected the other four men to kill him?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/67 "2000-03-27T16:06:00Z")

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Was Albert a cannibal? Did he have evidence the others were? (I know that counts as blackmail, but…)

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/68 "2000-03-27T16:06:00Z")

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Coldfire asks: Is it significant that Charlie encountered him first?  
NO

SwimmingRiddles asks: The box contained a picture of felching?  
EWWWW.  
NO.

aschrott asks: was the original package some sort of blackmail?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Was the package a message implying that Albert had died?  
NO

Random asks: Are the five people (four after Albert’s death) living human beings?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Were all members involved guests on the cruise? (ie: Albert was a cabin-boy, etc…)  
YES

aschrott asks: did albert send them a hypnotic suggestion to kill him?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Is it relevant that the names start with A, B, C, D, and E respectively?  
NO

Coldfire asks: Is it relevant that they took a trip to the South Seas?  
YES

Random asks: Did the others think that Albert was already dead before the chance encounter on the street?  
NO  
Coldfire asks: Were they on some sort of treasure hunt?  
NO

waterj2 asks: Does this in any way involve cannibalism?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Was the group involved in illegal/illicit activities in the South Seas?  
YES, in a manner of speaking

SwimmingRiddles asks: Did they ever get off the boat while in the South Seas?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: and is it relevant [that they got off the boat while the South Seas]?  
YES

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**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/69 "2000-03-27T16:09:00Z")

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Did the package contain body parts of the murderers? Was this a revenge killing?

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/70 "2000-03-27T16:10:00Z")

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Do each of the men know what happened to the package after they saw and forwarded it?

Specifically, do they know that Edward threw the package away?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/71 "2000-03-27T16:10:00Z")

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Were the other four expecting the box?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/72 "2000-03-27T16:10:00Z")

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aschrott asks: would Albert have expected the other four men to kill him?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Was Albert a cannibal?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Did he have evidence the others were [cannibals]? (I know that counts as blackmail, but…)  
YES

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/73 "2000-03-27T16:12:00Z")

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Are all five men cannibals?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/74 "2000-03-27T16:13:00Z")

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Random asks: Did the package contain body parts of the murderers?  
NO

Random asks: Was this a revenge killing?  
In a sense… YES

SingleDad asks: Do each of the men know what happened to the package after they saw and forwarded it? Specifically, do they know that Edward threw the package away?  
YES

SwimmingRiddles asks: Were the other four expecting the box?  
YES

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/75 "2000-03-27T16:13:00Z")

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Was there a 6th member of the cruise party that was eaten?

If not, did they eat a townie?

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/76 "2000-03-27T16:14:00Z")

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Would they have wanted to kill Albert before Charlie met him?

Would they have wanted to kill Albert had they not seen the contents of the box?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/77 "2000-03-27T16:15:00Z")

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SwimmingRiddles asks: Was there a 6th member of the cruise party that was eaten?  
NO

SwimmingRiddles asks: If not, did they eat a townie?  
NO

SingleDad asks: Are all five men cannibals?  
YES

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/78 "2000-03-27T16:16:00Z")

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Was the decision to kill Albert based solely on the discussion with Charlie?

If so, was it because he was expressing remorse for what they had done?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/79 "2000-03-27T16:16:00Z")

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SingleDad asks:  
Would they have wanted to kill Albert before Charlie met him?  
NO

SingleDad asks: Would they have wanted to kill Albert had they not seen the contents of the box?  
YES

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**Author:** ![aschrott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@aschrott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aschrott)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-minute-mysteries-or-how-come/15193/80 "2000-03-27T16:16:00Z")

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was Albert aware that Charlie had seen him on the street?

Did they talk to one another?

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