# Three most beautifull women in the world **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 13, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630 "2004-08-13T01:56:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/1 "2004-08-13T01:56:03Z")
Hey you horny bastards! Which are the three most beautifull women in the world? I would say:Pamela Anderson,Lucy Liu šŸ˜› ,Catherine Zeta Jones. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/2 "2004-08-13T02:01:13Z")
What. On. Earth. Is this doing in the Pit?? Natalie Portman. Some woman Iā€™ve never seen. Some other woman Iā€™ve never seen. (tomorrow Iā€™ll be kicking myself for not including woman x, woman y and woman z) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/3 "2004-08-13T02:14:48Z")
Since weā€™re in the Pit: What sort of fucking idiot picks Pamela Anderson? For fuckā€™s sake, she looks like a skanky bar whore. I see women more attractive than her twenty times a day. Even if weā€™re restricting ourselves to celebrities I can name a hundred more beautiful women without even trying hard. Sheā€™s the ugliest woman ON HER OWN TV SHOW. And you fucking kidding, or blind? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/4 "2004-08-13T02:16:45Z")
Audrey Hepburn will always have a special place in my heart. Uhmā€¦ You idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/5 "2004-08-13T02:18:02Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I see women more attractive than her twenty times a day. A) Where do you live? and B) When is the next flight to the airport nearest you? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/6 "2004-08-13T02:21:51Z")
And, uh, oh yeah, I forgot: ā€œGet your fucking posts straight, Asshat! This is The Pit, you douchebag fuck! Donā€™t you read the fora headers, you ignorant tit? Does IMHO mean anything to you, you twat-faced mong?ā€ How was that? ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/7 "2004-08-13T02:23:10Z")
First off, what RickJay said. This changes on a daily basis but Iā€™ll contribute. A list would not be complete without Natalie Portman. The other two places go to Kristen Kreuk and Sarah. I have no pictures of her (and I wouldnā€™t share anyhow, Iā€™m sorry but that just ainā€™t cool) but I do work with her and man can she light up a room. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/8 "2004-08-13T02:25:13Z")
How bout the fellows? Right now Iā€™m perving on Alexandre Despatie. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/9 "2004-08-13T02:27:22Z")
Lucy Liu has a weird looking face. I canā€™t quite place it but I think it has something to do with her eyes not being level or something. marc ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/10 "2004-08-13T02:32:15Z")
Well, since weā€™re in Da Pitā€¦ Nathalie Portman? Nathalie fucking Portman? Can you say bland? Can you say so painfully boring and untalented she makes the peeling of paint seem riveting by comparison. Never in my life have I seen a purported super-starlet so devoid of charisma, so lacking in native talent, so flat in affect, so mind-numbingly, drearily _dull_. She peaked in ā€œThe Professionalā€ as a thespian, Iā€™m afraid, and as a looker, while lovely, sheā€™s lovely in that vacuously sort of perfect way which only a wax mannequin could best emulate. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/11 "2004-08-13T02:33:27Z")
> [@MGibson](#): > > Lucy Liu has a weird looking face. I canā€™t quite place it but I think it has something to do with her eyes not being level or something. > > marc She looks like the ā€œgood lookingā€ alien in the _Lost In Space_ episode, ā€œThe Golden Manā€ after he reveals his true face to Penny. Pamela Anderson is just plain hideous. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/12 "2004-08-13T02:34:55Z")
I think Pamela Anderson _is_ a truly beautiful woman. She may do herself up like a skanky bar whore, but that doesnā€™t change the fact that she is naturally beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/13 "2004-08-13T02:37:21Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Since weā€™re in the Pit: > > What sort of fucking idiot picks Pamela Anderson? For fuckā€™s sake, she looks like a skanky bar whore. I see women more attractive than her twenty times a day. Even if weā€™re restricting ourselves to celebrities I can name a hundred more beautiful women without even trying hard. Sheā€™s the ugliest woman ON HER OWN TV SHOW. > > And you fucking kidding, or blind? what he said. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/14 "2004-08-13T02:37:48Z")
> [@MGibson](#): > > Lucy Liu has a weird looking face. I canā€™t quite place it but I think it has something to do with her eyes not being level or something. > > marc Thatā€™s what I like about it. Itā€™s not typical cookie-cutter hot. For me, number one would definitely be Laetitia Casta. Number two, Angelina Jolie. And for number three, a more down-to-earth hottie, Thora Birch. As you can tell, I have a strong preference for brunettes. šŸ™‚ And Pamela Anderson. Pamela fucking Anderson??? Are you kidding me? Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/15 "2004-08-13T02:39:33Z")
I agree. You look at pics of her before the massive boob-jobs and the slutty getup, and youā€™re talking one seriously hot woman. Itā€™s weird: Makeup makes her ugly, unlike, say, Brittney Spears, who looks like total trailer trash once you peel off the cake-face. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/16 "2004-08-13T02:40:44Z")
Gah! I was replying to Green Bean ---
**Author:** ![jttm80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@jttm80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jttm80)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/17 "2004-08-13T02:42:15Z")
Ahh great. Iā€™m not going to post my 3 women now. Itā€™ll probably get bashed down. But I would like to say that we are talking about beautiful women, not good actresses. So I think Natalie Portman does qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/18 "2004-08-13T02:46:40Z")
> [@jttm80](#): > > Ahh great. Iā€™m not going to post my 3 women now. > Itā€™ll probably get bashed down. > > But I would like to say that we are talking about beautiful women, not good actresses. So I think Natalie Portman does qualify. Nahhh. Catherine Zeta Jonesā€¦now SHE is a beauty. Hoo-ahh. Put the two next to each other. See what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![jttm80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@jttm80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jttm80)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/19 "2004-08-13T02:53:06Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Nahhh. Catherine Zeta Jonesā€¦now SHE is a beauty. Hoo-ahh. Put the two next to each other. See what I mean? Hmm, Zeta Jones is a little too old for my tastes. How bout Keira Knightley. Lets put her next to Natalie, andā€¦ šŸ™‚ mmmmā€¦ Isnā€™t that nice? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/20 "2004-08-13T02:53:53Z")
Iā€™ll third the ā€œblechā€ on Pam Anderson. I wouldnā€™t fuck her with a rented cock. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630.md?page=2)