# Three most beautifull women in the world **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 13, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630 "2004-08-13T01:56:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/21 "2004-08-13T02:58:36Z")
What a fucking bunch of morons. The correct answer as to the three most beautiful women in the world is: 1. my wife 2. your wife 3. that other guy’s wife Don’t blame me if your wife or SO sees this thread and rips you a new one because you didn’t answer like I did! Honey, I love you! ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/22 "2004-08-13T02:58:40Z")
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kate Hudson are the obvious ones. For the third, I’d say Lindsay Lohan will be in about three or four years. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/23 "2004-08-13T03:04:17Z")
You’re asking for the 3 most beautiful **celebrities**. The (true) three most beautiful women in the world are unknowns. My guess is they live in Finland, Denmark, and Iceland and they’d mop the floor with the women mentioned in this thread.\* \*I’ve always heard those 3 countries produce major hotties, anyway. And btw … Pamela? WTF? You know she screwed Tommy Lee, right? That right there is enough to make you wanna shield your eyes when you see her; germ city! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/24 "2004-08-13T03:07:43Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > You know she screwed Tommy Lee, right? I believe a good percentage of us are eye-witnesses… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/25 "2004-08-13T03:09:51Z")
1. Ashley Judd 2. Anna Kournikova (So fucking stone me!) 3. Doesn’s matter after the above two. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/26 "2004-08-13T03:14:54Z")
:smack: How could I forget… Monica Bellucci. Gawd _damn_ she is…I mean…Gawd _DAMN_… ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/27 "2004-08-13T03:25:44Z")
I mean, Monica…holy fucking shit, is she hot. She’s not just a specimine of true, natural beauty. She is just HOT. She just exudes sexy out of every magnificent pore. She’s curvy, she’s got lips (on her face, on her face)…those wonderful, bee-stung lips, I swear her frigging lips make me horny, forget about those absolutely perfect gorgeous breasts (which will put me over the edge, so let’s not even go there). God gawd, why wasn’t she the first woman to flash through my mind? I know! It hurts to think about her, that’s why. She’s painfully desireable. She wins. I don’t care. I’m done. Time for a cold shower. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/28 "2004-08-13T03:34:29Z")
Eh she’s no Natalie Portman ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/29 "2004-08-13T03:38:07Z")
You’ll get no argument on that. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/30 "2004-08-13T03:41:23Z")
:: snort :: In their prime: Sophia Loren Elizabeth Taylor Marilyn Monroe :: snort :: Whippersnappers. :: snort :: ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/31 "2004-08-13T03:44:03Z")
The OP’s choices don’t make my list by a long shot. I imagine them all being incredible bitches also. I’d start with Elizabeth Hurley, some Kate Hudson, and maybe a little Beyonce Knowles. The real answer is actually descibed by **Abbie Carmichael** , the world’s most gorgeous women are never celebrities. Celebrities are just the most well-known hot chicks, not nearly, or even close to, being the most beautiful women on earth. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/32 "2004-08-13T04:02:55Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > :: snort :: > > In their prime: > > Sophia Loren > > Elizabeth Taylor > > Marilyn Monroe > > :: snort :: > > Whippersnappers. > > :: snort :: If you wanna go there… Natalie Wood (Sigh, she could have had ME!) Elizabeth Taylor Susan Hayward Whippersnapper yourself! ---
**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/33 "2004-08-13T04:13:32Z")
The Gals: Helen Hunt Maria Menounos Ashley Judd Catherine Zeta Jones, Sarah Silverman, Elizabeth Hurley, Sarah Blackwood and Drew Barrymore after that, probably in that order. The Guys: Chris Noth Luke Wilson Alec Baldwin Also: -I don’t understand Anna Kournikova’s appeal. She’s just not that good looking. -Natalie Portman is pretty good looking but there’s something very off-putting about her. -Pamela Anderson is just gross. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/34 "2004-08-13T04:27:48Z")
1. [Queen Mother](http://www.royalty.nu/Europe/England/Windsor/QueenMother.html) 2. [Mother Teresa](http://www.nobel.se/peace/laureates/1979/teresa-bio.html) 3. [Margaret Thatcher](http://www.time.com/time/time100/leaders/profile/thatcher.html) Babes, one and all. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/35 "2004-08-13T04:36:47Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > 1. my wife > > 2. your wife > > 3. that other guy’s wife Dude, your close. Its: 1. My Wife 2. Her Mother 3. Her sister (but you aren’t allowed to notice) In the event of her mother/sister being dead/non-existant, feel free to substitute “Her friend” with the same qualifier as “sister”. I know you read this. Now go clean the toilet and the kitchen. In reverse order. ---
**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/36 "2004-08-13T04:43:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Green Bean: > I think Pamela Anderson is a truly beautiful woman. She may do herself up like a skanky bar whore, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is **naturally beautiful.** [Bolding mine] Um, yeah. And I wonder why I get neurotic about my looks sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/37 "2004-08-13T04:45:39Z")
Best looking bird goed to Sophie Marceau, while best looking bloke would have to be Cary Grant. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/38 "2004-08-13T04:46:01Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Catherine Zeta Jones…now SHE is a beauty. Hoo-ahh. Would that be before or after she had her face [completely redesigned](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001047.html)? Eh. Doesn’t matter. Before or after, she’s a hag. They just don’t come any more [exquisite](http://www.multiwire.net/pri/laspaoal/poriz11t.jpg) than [Paulina](http://www.expfashion.com/models/paulina/images/paulin_p.jpg) [Porizkova](http://www.staleywise.com/collection/puhlmann/puhlmann_paulina.html). ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/39 "2004-08-13T05:33:21Z")
1. Elisha Cuthbert 2. Kate Beckinsale 3. Who the hell cares? The first two are all you need. Blonde and brunette, light and dark, vanilla and chocolate…actually, I guess I’m missing a redhead. So, um, Alysson Hannigan. Why not. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630/40 "2004-08-13T05:41:24Z")
Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not (and I’m 27) Jill Hennessy [Miranda Otto](http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0001584/) From the LotR. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-most-beautifull-women-in-the-world/259630.md?page=3)