# Three Pigs Start Fire; Wolf Unavailable for Comment **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538 "2007-01-11T13:28:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/1 "2007-01-11T13:28:04Z")
[http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070110/D8MIL8I80.html](http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070110/D8MIL8I80.html) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/2 "2007-01-11T13:34:04Z")
Hm… **VunderBob** was just this week involved in putting off a fire in a pig farm, but if it was in Serbia there is something he’s been hiding from us? Could we be witnessing the first days in the plague that will one day be known as Self-Inflaming Pork Disease? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/3 "2007-01-11T13:42:58Z")
Is Serbia witnessing a surge of roaming packs of pig thugs that break in homes and trash 'em? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/4 "2007-01-11T14:01:52Z")
[QUOTE=Nava] Hm… **VunderBob** was just this week involved in putting off a fire in a pig farm… [/QUOTE] Procrastination is a dangerous indulgence for an arsonist. Anyhow, isn’t it likely that the three little pigs were simply demonstrating another advantage of brick construction over straw or wood? Also, sorry, but … mmmmm, cracklin’ good. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/5 "2007-01-11T14:08:58Z")
“The pigs perished.” Serves 'em right. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/6 "2007-01-11T14:25:07Z")
The porcine revolution has begin. It looks as if the dolphins are going to have a bloody fight for world domination on their hands. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/7 "2007-01-11T14:32:24Z")
\*\*Three Pigs Start Fire; Wolf Unavailable for Comment \*\* “Well then I’ll Roast you and I’ll Broast you until you Sizzle like Bacon…!” _wolf ignites muzzle of flame-thrower_ I’ll have the chinney-chin-chin, lettuce and tomato sandwich special, please. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/8 "2007-01-11T14:35:38Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] The porcine revolution has begin. It looks as if the dolphins are going to have a bloody fight for world domination on their hands. [/QUOTE] All along, I’ve been expecting Cows With Guns… Real-life tie-in: you know what smells worse than incinerated pig? Incinerated pig manure… _Yuuuu-uuuuck_ ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/9 "2007-01-11T14:39:18Z")
> [@](#): > > … The farmer was out at the time, police said. … there were no witnesses! it’s the pig’s farm. why would they break their own tv? as it’s still debatable if animals commit suicide, i say we bring in the wolf for questioning. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/10 "2007-01-11T19:34:23Z")
So how does this tie into the adage “Some animals are more equal than others”? ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-pigs-start-fire-wolf-unavailable-for-comment/387538/11 "2007-01-11T19:45:11Z")
In Soviet Russia, Pigs bar-b-que you!