Through the deflector dish...

[carnivorousplant]

@Smeghead

“Does it get HBO?”

“No. For that you have to pay extra.”

But I know a Ferengi who sells deflector dish cards…

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@DocCathode

Nope. This was a TNG episode involving the Cardassians. A captain O’Brien served under has taken his ship into Cardassian space, and has been destroying cargo ships. He tries to convince Picard and O’Brien that the Cardassians are up to something. O’Brien uses his transporter expertise and his knowledge of the other ship (‘Every 72 seconds, the ship cycles and the shields go down for a 200th of a second. I can get over’). He beams over. The captain makes some jokes based on O’Brien’s ethnicity. They reminisce about a guy named Stompy and sing an old song.

Right. It was TNG “The Wounded,” and the ship was the Nebula-class USS Phoenix. First appearance of the Cardassians, BTW.

[Sam_Stone]

If you’re throwing a huge intergalactic party, it makes a hell of a wok.

[DocCathode]

@Sam Stone

If you’re throwing a huge intergalactic party, it makes a hell of a wok.

If we reroute all the plasma conduits on the saucer section, uncouple the Heisenberg compensators, and reverse the polarity to avoid cascade failure- it just might work!

[carnivorousplant]

@Sam Stone

If you’re throwing a huge intergalactic party, it makes a hell of a wok.

Which movie was it with the Borg where they uncoupled the dish?
Did they have antigrav on the dish, or magnetic boots?
You could scoot whole chickens, quarter targs, broccoli heads, whole onions and elephant garlic cloves over the dish with hockey sticks.
Can you steam rice in the warp core?