# Throwing tennis balls at a stray cat

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/throwing-tennis-balls-at-a-stray-cat/717643>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 14, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/throwing-tennis-balls-at-a-stray-cat/717643 "2015-04-14T14:40:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/throwing-tennis-balls-at-a-stray-cat/717643/21 "2015-04-14T18:12:05Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> They could tie up a beaver.

Hugh, I think you’re being too tough on the Beaver.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/throwing-tennis-balls-at-a-stray-cat/717643/22 "2015-04-14T18:46:12Z")

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> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> Tie a goat up in the yard within eyesight of him. He will come out that night.

P-22 doesn’t want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/throwing-tennis-balls-at-a-stray-cat/717643/23 "2015-04-14T18:51:52Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> P-22 doesn’t want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

So he will bite the rope in two and count to fifty.  
:dubious:

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