# Thy big tits
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 31, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264 "2009-05-31T15:26:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/21 "2009-06-01T22:08:24Z")
We have nice little tits at the house all of the time. It is kind of disconcerting that they don’t travel in pairs, though.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/22 "2009-06-03T08:32:11Z")
Well that’s it then, summer is over, all 4 days of it. ☹
From Sat-Tues great weather, then Weds arrives and it’s crap.
No rain as yet but give it time.
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### Author:  [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/23 "2009-06-03T10:17:53Z")
Of course lucky old me lives in an area dependant on tourism. So I’ve been working my knackers off all week.
The bright side is that the whole of the first aisle in my store is refrigerated. So you get the wonderful mix of thin clothing and suddenly chilled nipplage.
Of course some of that nipplage is decidedly past its \*\*Best Before \*\*date.
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/24 "2009-06-03T11:04:52Z")
> [@chowder](#):
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> No rain as yet but give it time.
You live in Manchester, four days without rain is almost unheard of up there!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/25 "2009-06-03T14:01:12Z")
> [@elfkin477](#):
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> We have nice little tits at the house all of the time. It is kind of disconcerting that they don’t travel in pairs, though.
Steve Martin, upon seeing his first Vegas stage show: “There must’ve been… 67 tits up there!”
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/26 "2009-07-01T07:40:20Z")
Man it was a sticky one last night, and the night before and the one before that.
Yes it’s warm and sunny and the wenches are strolling the streets in flimsy attire, gents like myself are partaking of this blessed sight and believe me we are fully appreciative of it.
According to the weather chappies it’s gonna be like this for quite a few days.
“Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy”
Now if only I could get some sleep…
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/27 "2009-07-01T13:03:39Z")
> [@chowder](#):
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> Man it was a sticky one last night, and the night before and the one before that.
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> Yes it’s warm and sunny and the wenches are strolling the streets in flimsy attire, gents like myself are partaking of this blessed sight and believe me we are fully appreciative of it.
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> According to the weather chappies it’s gonna be like this for quite a few days.
With all due respect, because I think you’re a great guy… fuck off! You stole our Sun and you expect us to be grateful for it?
This is goddam July. I shouldn’t need a winter coat anymore.
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### Author:  [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/28 "2009-07-01T13:38:20Z")
> [@chowder](#):
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> Even warmer darn sarf innit?.
Yep 🆒
[Big Shiny Ball](http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/do-not-be-afraid-of-shiny%2c-yellow-ball-in-the-sky%2c-say-experts-200906291861/)
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/29 "2009-07-01T16:22:22Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> With all due respect, because I think you’re a great guy… fuck off! You stole our Sun and you expect us to be grateful for it?
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> This is goddam July. I shouldn’t need a winter coat anymore.
I think you’re wonderful also, If I was a woman I’d want to bear your children;)
Anyway: We just had a 5 minute thunderstorm and it absolutely bucketed down but now the current bun is back out and once more my nads are adrift in a sea of sweat
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/30 "2009-07-01T16:28:25Z")
> [@chowder](#):
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> I think you’re wonderful also, If I was a woman I’d want to bear your children;)
They’re doing wonderful things with surgery these days.
I’m just sayin’.
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### Author:  [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/31 "2009-07-01T16:34:30Z")
> [@chowder](#):
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> Here in sunny Manchester and just across from my back garden is a copse
I read this as **corpse**. And I thought that another person had taken the only rational response to coming from Manchester.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/32 "2009-07-01T16:38:02Z")
Hah, you have room to talk you ex-pat Brummighamite.
Not surprised you got out of that dump, but how could you leave behind the only decent thing ever to come out of Brum?
Aston Villa of course, I allus had a soft spot for 'em
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### Author:  [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/33 "2009-07-01T16:44:55Z")
Why not just have your Sugar Daddy buy them for you, then? 😛
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### Author:  [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/34 "2009-07-01T16:53:26Z")
Here in _New_ England, we have an expression: If you don’t like the weather wait a minute, it’ll change. Last weekend we had days that contained all of beautiful warm sun, tornadoes, thunder that shook the house, and everything in between. This morning fairly sunny, now at 1:00 PM it looks like it’s about to storm.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/35 "2009-07-01T16:57:17Z")
> [@villa](#):
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> Why not just have your Sugar Daddy buy them for you, then? 😛
He would if FA rules didn’t forbid it. You can’t own 2 football clubs that play in the same country
**RTA** I’ve been to RI and the weather never changed from the moment I got there until I returned home, 3 weeks of fantastic sunshine
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/36 "2009-07-01T17:00:37Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> Here in _New_ England, we have an expression: If you don’t like the weather wait a minute, it’ll change. Last weekend we had days that contained all of beautiful warm sun, tornadoes, thunder that shook the house, and everything in between. This morning fairly sunny, now at 1:00 PM it looks like it’s about to storm.
Tornados? Really?
Last Saturday I was walking around Boston Commons and there was not a cloud in the sky. Within maybe half an hour, I could see clouds swirling around the taller buildings.
I think we’re gearing up for another Summer That Wasn’t, much like 2000.
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### Author:  [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/37 "2009-07-01T17:02:20Z")
**Chowder** , you were lucky. I just heard the first clap of thunder roll on in.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/38 "2009-07-01T17:25:41Z")
> [@Cisco](#):
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> It’s funny-- when it’s cool and overcast here, people flock outdoors wearing big smiles and talking about what nice weather we’re having.
I do the same down here.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/39 "2009-07-01T17:52:39Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> **Chowder** , you were lucky. I just heard the first clap of thunder roll on in.
I swear if it started to rain now I’d stand in the back garden nekkid and embrace it.
We just aint used to this weather in the UK
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### Author:  [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thy-big-tits/498264/40 "2009-07-01T22:32:49Z")
You guys make me\* want to walk around topless. Good job!
\*Actual female
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