# Tiffany Smiley, you lying bitch
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 5, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787 "2022-10-05T23:39:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/41 "2022-10-06T21:05:02Z")
The part that gets me is the radio ads I hear, despite being played in western Washington, are aimed squarely at eastern Washingtonians describing distorted, exaggerated, and imaginary problems in Seattle. And she’s going to solve them by… running for US Senate?
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### Author:  [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/42 "2022-10-06T21:42:20Z")
I’d love to see someone at a press conference (not that her ilk ever talk to the media) ask her “Shouldn’t you be running for mayor of Seattle?”
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/43 "2022-10-06T21:43:13Z")
Even worse, she attacks Patty Murray for destroying Seattle. (One coffee shop closed down, clearly there is a Mad Max-style anarchy.) As if Murray was personally responsible for anything happening there, as a US Senator.
It’s batshit insane. It reads like parody. “The milk in my fridge is expired, thanks a lot BIDEN.”
> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Shouldn’t you be running for mayor of Seattle?”
I’m not sure she knows what the US Senate even is, or that’s the impression she gives in her ads.
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### Author:  [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/44 "2022-10-06T21:55:47Z")
> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Shouldn’t you be running for mayor of Seattle?”
Why would she do that!? If she won, she’d have pressure to fulfill campaign promises. Or worse: she would solve the problems and she and the rest of the state GOP wouldn’t have the big-city boogeyman to scare the rural racists.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/45 "2022-10-06T22:46:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Shouldn’t you be running for mayor of Seattle?”
Much more money to be looted in the Senate.
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### Author:  [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/46 "2022-10-06T23:20:26Z")
> [@Al128](#):
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> now I read this shit … **how is that even possible in “non-fringe” america**. Trumps legacy will be that: HE MOVED THE GOALPOSTS SO FAR INTO LOONYLAND, **EVERYTHING GOES TODAY** - YOU JUST NEED TO GET ON THIS TRAIN (AND LEAVE YOUR CONSCIOUS AT HOME)
I know you meant _conscience_ but I really like what you typed better. It really does, IMHO, describe anyone who supports Tan the Conman today.
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/47 "2022-10-06T23:29:53Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> Much more money to be looted in the Senate.
Or, as Christine “i-am-not-a-witch” O’Donnell showed in 2010, in just running for a Senate seat.
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### Author:  [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/48 "2022-10-06T23:54:14Z")
> [@Lancia](#):
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> middle-aged adults no less, were posting threats on social media that they were going to go into the local high school and start beating up any “furries” they saw.
Even if it were true, how would it matter to them?
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### Author:  [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/49 "2022-10-07T00:02:55Z")
We in California don’t have to worry about the loons in most cases (the Republican candidate for Governor isn’t even running ads), though there is the one Republican who claims his opponent was hand picked by Nancy Pelosi (as if there wasn’t a primary prior to this election) to raise gasoline taxes (which is a state thing) and raise food prices. The weirdest case is the one where Gavin Newsom is campaigning against one proposition, while the official Democratic Party is campaigning for it. There are also two propositions about online gambling, where the Native American tribes are fighting hard against one, but for the other one, and I can’t keep track of which is which. But then one of them is trying to make us outraged that the money would be going to non-California based gambling organization and therefore, for some reason, the New Yorkers and Bostonians on the street seem to think the money is going into their pockets.
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/50 "2022-10-07T05:43:47Z")
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgywAXVtl34)
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### Author:  [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/51 "2022-10-07T14:30:24Z")
> [@BlueOhio](#):
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> The 87,000 IRS agents has also been used in Ohio against Tim Ryan. As stated above, just a big con.
And it’s literally the election version of an old con some guy used to promote on TV. It was “Make money by posting tiny classified ads in local papers!”
The idea was, he’d post a whole bunch of stupid little ads to try to make a few bucks in one or two newspapers. When he found one ad that produced an above-average response, he’d then spam that ad to every paper he could find, on the theory that every town would have approximately the same number of idiots who would fall for the ad.
So that’s what these candidates are doing. They spam hundreds of different stupid ideas out to the voters, and when one such idea seems to resonate, they all start spamming that one idea in every local race.
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### Author:  [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/52 "2022-10-07T14:37:32Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Even if it were true, how would it matter to them?
I remember a line from an obscure animated short I saw in an animation festival back in my university days.
“Look at these freaks and weirdos dancing with _our_ women! This Calls For Physical Violence!”
In the cartoon, it was clearly meant in a satirical sense, but it also sums up the mindset quite well.
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### Author:  [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/53 "2022-10-07T15:07:11Z")
> [@Folacin](#):
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> And it’s not even 87,000 agents - it’s 87,000 employees, some of whom will be agents. Apparently, a lot of them are replacements for office type folks - I think filling already approved positions for which there wasn’t budget to hire for.
And a lot of them will make middle-class lives easier. I had an issue with my taxes that got cleared up as soon as my CPA got a live person on the phone. But it took nearly 3 months to get a live person on the phone, in the meantime, I’m getting all kinds of nastygrams from the IRS because of automated flags.
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### Author:  [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/54 "2022-10-07T17:08:27Z")
This idiotic hoax again. At least he retracted his claim and [apologized](https://apnews.com/article/nebraska-lincoln-316c87249779706d6d78b58641c4a75e). Scott Jensen seems to be doubling down.
Two Republican lawmakers in MN repeated this hoax back in April. I thought it died down, but it keeps popping up.
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### Author:  [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/55 "2022-10-07T17:27:22Z")
This furry thing? Uhh, that tops my demon possession chick. Do these people have any idea what a “furry” really is? Or is it me? Has the definition of furry changed … a lot?
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/56 "2022-10-07T17:59:15Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> Do these people have any idea what a “furry” really is? Or is it me?
It depends on how you groom yourself, possibly.
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### Author:  [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/57 "2022-10-07T18:15:17Z")
🤣 You may have a point there.
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/58 "2022-10-07T18:44:43Z")
It has something to with with George Miller, right? _Mad Max – Furry Road_ ?
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/59 "2022-10-07T19:03:50Z")
Dammit there’s a parody sketch I want to see now…
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And they don’t need to know _ **what** _ it is, just that it’s a perverted threat to their children and they need to stop it ‘cause the Libs aren’t
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### Author:  [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiffany-smiley-you-lying-bitch/972787/60 "2022-10-07T19:57:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Sylvanz](#):
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> > Do these people have any idea what a “furry” really is? Or is it me?
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> It depends on how you groom yourself, possibly.
It’s an RW meme that takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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