# Tiger, tiger, lying dead / Policeman shot him in the head.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 6, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-tiger-lying-dead-policeman-shot-him-in-the-head/795668 "2017-09-06T20:05:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-tiger-lying-dead-policeman-shot-him-in-the-head/795668/21 "2017-09-09T04:50:34Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I can assure you he already had it. That is a _feature_ of The Dachshund.

One of the few (only?) breeds **designed** to tangle with an animal twice its size (badgerbadgerbadger). Or 3x to 4x, in the case of minis.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-tiger-lying-dead-policeman-shot-him-in-the-head/795668/22 "2017-09-10T15:05:01Z")

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Coolest dogs I’ve ever met.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-tiger-lying-dead-policeman-shot-him-in-the-head/795668/23 "2017-09-11T16:27:08Z")

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Poor baby. Curiosity killed that cat. (That, and a hankering for hot dogs.:D)

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