# Tiger Woods injured **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 27, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163 "2009-11-27T19:39:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/301 "2009-12-03T21:34:12Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Using your kind of math we may never know. What do you mean? At this point, 3 is the minimum. It looks like Tiger has enough money to prevent more singing, as the Uchitel press conference was mysteriously canceled today. He’s most likely going through his little black book and sending out early Christmas presents in the form of stacks wound up in rubber bands. Must be nice to have that kind of money. It prevented him from having to use the “sexual addiction” card. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/302 "2009-12-03T22:40:01Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Who were the first two? Here’s the current story on the ABC News website: [Tabloids Allege Tiger Woods Had Affairs With at Least Three Women - ABC News](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tabloids-allege-woods-affairs-women/story?id=9232973) > [@ABC News](#): > > Woods’ statement was released on the same day two tabloids – US Weekly and Life & Style – published the names of two separate women, Kalika Moquin and Jaimee Grubbs, with whom they reported he had carried on affairs. Those magazines both followed stories by the National Enquirer over the weekend that named another woman, Rachel Uchitel. Photos of women are included with article. I assume the veracity of the claims is untested at this point… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/303 "2009-12-03T23:52:45Z")
Interesting that the accident report states that owner of the vehicle is General Motors. I’m guessing it’s part of a sponsorship deal. I had always assumed in cases like that the ownership would pass to the sportsperson in question, but apparently not. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/304 "2009-12-04T00:10:06Z")
Looks like they are re-working their prenup agreement. I take it this means she is actually planning to stay with him, but wants more if he goofs up again. [New prenup arrangement?](http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/305 "2009-12-04T00:47:56Z")
> [@Lord\_Mondegreen](#): > > Interesting that the accident report states that owner of the vehicle is General Motors. > > I’m guessing it’s part of a sponsorship deal. I had always assumed in cases like that the ownership would pass to the sportsperson in question, but apparently not. You could be right, but he also could be leasing the SUV, through GMAC. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/306 "2009-12-04T00:51:40Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Looks like they are re-working their prenup agreement. I take it this means she is actually planning to stay with him, but wants more if he goofs up again. > > [New prenup arrangement?](http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529) Please forgive my bluntness but doesn’t this sound like Elin is just a high priced hooker? > [@](#): > > Elin Woods must “be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/307 "2009-12-04T01:00:26Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Looks like they are re-working their prenup agreement. Doesn’t that make it a postnup, or a postprenup? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/308 "2009-12-04T01:40:00Z")
I think the term is “trophy wife”. Not a lot of difference, really. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/309 "2009-12-04T01:43:16Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Please forgive my bluntness but doesn’t this sound like Elin is just a high priced hooker? Not quite. Hes paying her to shut her trap and act like everything is ok. Hes still just trying to keep his personal life private no matter how many millions it costs him. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/310 "2009-12-04T01:48:58Z")
If she goes for a divorce he will pay a ton. TV show said he gave her 5 million to forget about it. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/311 "2009-12-04T02:15:38Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Doesn’t that make it a postnup, or a postprenup? I think it would just be a nup. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/312 "2009-12-04T02:35:57Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > I think it would just be a nup. I believe you can be arrested for that in Mississippi. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/313 "2009-12-04T14:24:47Z")
At this point, I really think they should just get divorced. Pay her what it takes under the old pre-nup, and go on to lead whatever style of life he wants to. Loved the concise description in the paper this a.m.: _“A Thanksgiving argument broke out when Woods yelled at his wife for ruining the holiday by arguing with him over his relationships with other women.”_ Somehow “a Thanksgiving argument” just seems like such an American tradition! 😛 Hadn’t really thought about it, but the paper said Tiger’s and Elin’s moms were there as well. Must have been one hell of a scene! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/314 "2009-12-04T15:17:21Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Somehow “a Thanksgiving argument” just seems like such an American tradition! 😛 It’s a regular SNL sketch topic. Be sure to watch tomorrow night. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/315 "2009-12-04T16:31:17Z")
Look, I know that my marriage is far from perfect, but can you even call an arrangement like this marriage? Sit down with your lawyers and talk about my account, his account, I get x number of dollars, but I’ll be a good little Victorian wife, etc. It sounds like, as another poster said, a VERY high priced prostitution contract. And as another said, it’s time to just get divorced. Pay the piper and have fun messing around with women around the world. When/if Tiger ever decides to settle down, then he can get into a real marriage. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/316 "2009-12-04T16:40:15Z")
> [@jtgain](#): > > Look, I know that my marriage is far from perfect, but can you even call an arrangement like this marriage? Sit down with your lawyers and talk about my account, his account, I get x number of dollars, but I’ll be a good little Victorian wife, etc. > > It sounds like, as another poster said, a VERY high priced prostitution contract. And as another said, it’s time to just get divorced. Pay the piper and have fun messing around with women around the world. When/if Tiger ever decides to settle down, then he can get into a real marriage. What is a real marriage? Over half end in divorce. Is that the kind you mean? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/317 "2009-12-04T16:55:44Z")
> [@jtgain](#): > > It sounds like, as another poster said, a VERY high priced prostitution contract. I don’t see anythign there about her having to have sex with him. I’m betting he’ll be living in the guest room for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/318 "2009-12-04T16:59:36Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > What is a real marriage? Over half end in divorce. Is that the kind you mean? IMO, The vows of a “real” marriage don’t contain the words “if you stay married to me for **X** amount of years, you will receive **Y** amount of dollars” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/319 "2009-12-04T17:41:38Z")
So anyone who has a prenup is in a fake marriage? Anyway, going back to whether he changed his name, he is still registered to vote as Eldrick Woods: > [@](#): > > 113312877 WOODS ELDRICK 6348 DEACON CIR WINDERMERE 34786 > > Other Registered Voters at Address > WOODS ELDRICK M 3 12/30/1975 9/13/1996 NPA 13 0 0 > WOODS ELIN F 5 1/1/1980 9/15/2008 DEM 1 1 100 > > ELDRICK WOODS > 6348 DEACON CIR > WINDERMERE, FL 34786 > Orange > > M > BLA > 34 Years Old > DOB: 12/30/1975 No Party Affiliation > Registered For 13 years > Registration Date: 9/13/1996 > Current Status: ACT > Voted #: 0 > Performance Index: 0 ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/320 "2009-12-04T17:52:02Z")
**RNATB,** you’ll never get invited on a “Privacy” boatride by publishing Tiger’s home (but publicly available) address. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=17)