# Tiger Woods injured

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 27, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163 "2009-11-27T19:39:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/641 "2010-02-19T20:24:22Z")

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He probably took a few days off and then started to work on the speech for the last few days. I don’t think it’s that big a deal he did it during a tourney.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/642 "2010-02-19T20:27:21Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> From what I understand, he was off all week. Nothing preventative him from having this “chat” on Monday or Tuesday of this week.

He was spending that time with his kids. They are more important than Ernie El’s feelings about not getting enough attention.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/643 "2010-02-20T16:07:03Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> You don’t think it was carefully scripted?
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> He admitted to nothing specific, just affairs and he cheated.
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> And he told the press to stay away from his business.

Scripted? It was in his own words. By your standards, all your posts are scripted. So what?

Nothing _specific_? Leaving aside the question of you moving the goalpost, what else was there to admit to?

The press is not the world. Another goalpost trundles on. And he only told them to leave his kids out of it, and that any resolution of the situation would be between him and his family. That’s a far cry from telling them to stay out of his business.

Your claim that he would not apologize is obviously wrong.  
So, upon reflection, 0 for 4.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/644 "2010-02-21T15:38:55Z")

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Now, the mistresses are demanding an apology!

[http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/report-tiger-woods-mistresses-apology-022010](http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/report-tiger-woods-mistresses-apology-022010)

Look, you slept with the most famous athlete in the world. You knew he was married. For the most part, you outed yourselves. No apology is due to **you**.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/645 "2010-02-22T15:34:45Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Scripted? It was in his own words.

What is your basis for this assertion? Personally, I would be extremely surprised if he issued any public statement without at least some input from his many advisors.

But hey, I hear Barack jotted his State of the Union speech down on the back of an envelope…😛

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/646 "2010-02-22T20:42:54Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> What is your basis for this assertion? Personally, I would be extremely surprised if he issued any public statement without at least some input from his many advisors.

I can’t prove it. It just seemed awfully awkward and stilted to have been professionally done. Perhaps there was input. He still had to sign off on it.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/647 "2010-02-22T22:40:20Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Scripted? It was in his own words. By your standards, all your posts are scripted. So what?
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> Nothing _specific_? Leaving aside the question of you moving the goalpost, what else was there to admit to?
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> The press is not the world. Another goalpost trundles on. And he only told them to leave his kids out of it, and that any resolution of the situation would be between him and his family. That’s a far cry from telling them to stay out of his business.
> 
> Your claim that he would not apologize is obviously wrong.  
> So, upon reflection, 0 for 4.

Pfffft, What is there to admit to?

Part of Tiger’s Statement:

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> For 45 days from the end of December to early February, I was in inpatient therapy receiving guidance for the issues I’m facing. I have a long way to go. But I’ve taken my first steps in the right direction.

I’ve never been in re-hab for anything. But from what understand, the first step is to freely admit what you are, and that is take over your life. He basically said he was out of control, but he never said why he was out of control.

The consensus is that he is therapy for sex-addiction. :rolleyes:. If it is, why didn’t say “I am a horn-dog” or something similar. Because his entourage wants us to think that is the reason for his re-hab. It has the least potential for damage. PEDs? Illegal drugs? Prescription Drugs? Alcohol? On the PR scale, sex addiction is the lesser of the evils.

Just how does an experienced and sober driver leave his driveway, and go off the road three times within a 150 yds.

[Accident report](http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/1201_tiger_crash_4.pdf)

He shed no tears during the statement. How does he go through that speech without breaking down. Stating he has let down his wife, his children, his friends, etc. IMO, there is no way a sincere person can make those statements without breaking down.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/648 "2010-02-23T14:25:10Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Pfffft, What is there to admit to?
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> Part of Tiger’s Statement:
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> I’ve never been in re-hab for anything. But from what understand, the first step is to freely admit what you are, and that is take over your life. He basically said he was out of control, but he never said why he was out of control.

And you know he has not made this admission how exactly? Because he didn’t tell you?

> [@](#):
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> The consensus is that he is therapy for sex-addiction. :rolleyes:. If it is, why didn’t say “I am a horn-dog” or something similar.

Because it’s none of your business?

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> Because his entourage wants us to think that is the reason for his re-hab. It has the least potential for damage. PEDs?

Did you see the press statement?

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> Just how does an experienced and sober driver leave his driveway, and go off the road three times within a 150 yds.

Extreme emotional distress?

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> He shed no tears during the statement. How does he go through that speech without breaking down. Stating he has let down his wife, his children, his friends, etc. IMO, there is no way a sincere person can make those statements without breaking down.

Cite please that it is impossible to make such a statement without breaking down.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/649 "2010-02-26T22:48:56Z")

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He talked to Clinton and Obama, I guess Bill has direct experience in this area.

[Tiger Woods Spoke With Clinton, Obama: Report | HuffPost Sports](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/26/tiger-woods-spoke-with-cl_n_478773.html)

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