# Tiger Woods injured **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 27, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163 "2009-11-27T19:39:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/61 "2009-11-28T18:42:37Z")
Guess this Tiger is one P’whipped kitten. Why would he cheat on such a gorgeous blonde? What an Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/62 "2009-11-28T19:19:04Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Guess this Tiger is one P’whipped kitten. > > Why would he cheat on such a gorgeous blonde? What an Idiot. There are lots of reasons such as “because he can”. It is not about love and a bad relationship. But wives are not always that understanding. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/63 "2009-11-28T19:33:37Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Guess this Tiger is one P’whipped kitten. > > Why would he cheat on such a gorgeous blonde? What an Idiot. Being rich and famous doesn’t disqualify you from having marital problems. What I don’t understand is how someone who is instantly recognizable anywhere in the world would think they could get away with an affair. But basically, yep, if he was having an affair, he _ **is** _ an idiot. TMZ is reporting that he had the injuries before the crash and the current speculation is that there was an argument over the alleged affair in which Tiger sustained injuries and that he was chased out of the house by her wielding a golf club. TMZ also named the woman is is supposedly having an affair with who said that the stories are untrue. Last report is that Tiger has still not made himself available to the authorities for an interview. I would very much doubt he will play in the tournament next week. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/64 "2009-11-28T19:54:36Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > I would very much doubt he will play in the tournament next week. In other news, Tiger and Elin will be appearing on **The Jerry Springer Show**. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/65 "2009-11-28T20:53:48Z")
> [@Hippy\_Hollow](#): > > Pretty obvious that Mrs. Woods busted his shit and beat his ass. El Tigre tried to escape but Mrs. Woods took the ass beating to the street… [All signs point to pretty much this.](http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/) Odd… I thought those Scandanavian chicks were down with “modern” lifestyles. Apparently not. Best Fark head line > [@](#): > > It was Mrs. Woods, in the driveway, with the golf club ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/66 "2009-11-28T21:22:34Z")
The cops came to interview Tiger. The wife said he was sleeping. They came back later. It is good to be rich. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/67 "2009-11-28T21:33:43Z")
The latest ,Tigers injuries were administered by his wife with a golf club. The car accident was not responsible. I think Elin may have a temper. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/68 "2009-11-28T21:49:53Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > ABC reported that he was pulling out his driveway. > > Where would a multi-multi-millionaire be going at 2 in the morning? Maybe he wanted to first in line at Best Buy on Black Friday? I love this post. > [@aceplace57](#): > > Guess this Tiger is one P’whipped kitten. > > Why would he cheat on such a gorgeous blonde? What an Idiot. Oh dear, surely you’ve bedded folks before. Being gorgeous does not a good fuck make. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/69 "2009-11-28T21:57:16Z")
[Here is the purported “other woman”.](http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tiger_woods_cheating_rachel_uchitel_exposed_source/celebrity/67747)Not prettier than wife, but does look playful. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/70 "2009-11-28T22:09:39Z")
A little drunk (by which I mean shitfaced) and awkward pictures, but I’m sure she’s not ugly in person. Again, the person who gets your rocks off the best isn’t necessarily the one who looks the best. Not saying it’s right to cheat, btw, just saying if you’re going to, it needn’t be with someone prettier. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/71 "2009-11-28T22:34:51Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Here is the purported “other woman”.](http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tiger_woods_cheating_rachel_uchitel_exposed_source/celebrity/67747)Not prettier than wife, but does look playful. That linky no worky. [Here is one of her from TMZ](http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-gloria-allred-rachel-uchitel-national-enquirer/). Looks pretty hot to me. This “other woman” has apparently hired Gloria Allred as legal counsel. Now if that’s true why would she need legal counsel. This whole thing is getting weirder and weirder. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > A little drunk (by which I mean shitfaced) and awkward pictures, but I’m sure she’s not ugly in person. Again, the person who gets your rocks off the best isn’t necessarily the one who looks the best. Not saying it’s right to cheat, btw, just saying if you’re going to, it needn’t be with someone prettier. I remember when the Hugh Grant thing happened and everyone thought he was an idiot too. I think people just do it either “because they can” as someone already mentioned or that they get off on the whole secret lifestyle thing. So do you think Tiger will lose any sponsors over this? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/72 "2009-11-28T22:39:36Z")
He could get Trojan. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/73 "2009-11-28T22:55:04Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > He could get Trojan. A Stanford guy would never endorse Trojans. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/74 "2009-11-28T23:18:26Z")
The Woodses were unavailable for their police interview again. The longer this goes on, the weirder it looks. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/75 "2009-11-28T23:23:55Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The Woodses were unavailable for their police interview again. The longer this goes on, the weirder it looks. Obviously, if Tiger and Elin are unavailable to the police, they would be also be unavailable to their management company (IMG), lawyers, and publicists. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/76 "2009-11-28T23:24:34Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > A Stanford guy would never endorse Trojans. Excellent! Though, really, no self-respecting human being would endorse Trojans. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/77 "2009-11-28T23:53:33Z")
Thats twice in this thread I have tickled you. Glad you like my sense of humor. You can’t be too mean. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/78 "2009-11-29T00:03:41Z")
Then Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/79 "2009-11-29T00:07:02Z")
Oh yeah, I suppose that was you. I reckon you’re funny then. Let’s be friends. You can start by buying me booze. Anyway, I ignored this whole Tiger business for a while, but it has turned into quite the soap opera. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/80 "2009-11-29T00:08:53Z")
fuckin’ ay. double post. lousy, slow internets, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=5)