# Tiger Woods injured **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 27, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163 "2009-11-27T19:39:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/81 "2009-11-29T00:12:15Z")
After thinking about it, I’m glad we didn’t get a repeat of the Chris Brown / Rihanna story. Tiger did the smart thing by trying to leave the confrontation. A guy can’t defend himself in a situation like that. It’s a shame he wasn’t a little smarter about keeping his zipper closed. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/82 "2009-11-29T00:29:59Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The Woodses were unavailable for their police interview again. The longer this goes on, the weirder it looks. I don’t know if Elin had a few too many on Thanksgiving, or if Tiger told her, “Uh, honey, what do John Edwards and I have in common?” but it seems to me she went for his face, he bolted to get away, and she chased after him with a golf club. Even in an Escalade, I would think someone banging on the rear window with a golf club would be startling, and he went boom crash thump. I’m betting if there are any charges, they will be filed will be against Elin. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/83 "2009-11-29T01:11:38Z")
Well, if he has the letters ekiN or tsieltiT tattoo’ed on his forehead now I guess that would point to the wife. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/84 "2009-11-29T01:31:58Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Is he considered a better putter than he is a driver? [Click twice](http://instantrimshot.com/). ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/85 "2009-11-29T18:48:10Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > The cops came to interview Tiger. The wife said he was sleeping. They came back later. It is good to be rich. Rich, poor, or middle class, you are under no obligation to talk to the police. If the police get an attitude and insist on talking to him, Tiger can tell them to come back the 2nd Tuesday after Never, so it is in their best interests to try to appease him. Again, this has nothing to do with social status. If this was\*\* jtgain\*\* or **gonzomax** , we could both tell the cops to get lost, we aren’t saying anything. And if these reports are true about the domestic dispute, it may be best to keep their yaps shut. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/86 "2009-11-29T18:49:14Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Tiger did the smart thing by trying to leave the confrontation. A guy can’t defend himself in a situation like that. That is probably the best advice I have heard on this board in a long time. If the rumors are true, Tiger did the best thing he could do. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/87 "2009-11-29T18:55:33Z")
This is my prediction on what happened. Tiger went to Australia and flirted with a socialite. This much is already known. His wife is the jealous sort and confronted him. He told her to chill the fuck out. She beat his ass and him being a “good guy” did not fight back but attempted to flee. And despite being famous for “cool under pressure” he lost control and crashed and was dazed and confused. Enter cops, paparazzi, etc. At least this is what I hope happened. If he actually cheated I’ll be bummed. He is someone I respect immensely for his skill, professionalism and charity work. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/88 "2009-11-29T19:37:40Z")
The alleged other woman is denying any affair, and is threatening to sue the Enquirer. Tiger might really be innocent, but I wouldn’t be surprised either way. There has to be a lot of opportunity and temptation for someone in his position. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/89 "2009-11-29T20:00:22Z")
According to [TMZ.com](http://TMZ.com), the Tiger has canceled yet another meeting with the Florida Highway Patrol. Here is the statement: > [@](#): > > As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore. > > This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again. > > This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible. > > The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false. > > This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/90 "2009-11-29T20:02:40Z")
> [@jtgain](#): > > Rich, poor, or middle class, you are under no obligation to talk to the police. Is this true? I thought you had to talk to them?! ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/91 "2009-11-29T20:05:16Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Is this true? I thought you had to talk to them?! Absolutely not. You have to hand them your license, registration, and (in some states) proof of auto liability insurance. If they suspect that you are under the influence of alcohol/drugs, then by a civil contract, you have agreed to perform field sobriety tests (the extent differs by state) and if you do not perform those tests, they can suspend your driver’s license. Other than that, shut your yap. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/92 "2009-11-29T20:08:37Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > According to [TMZ.com](http://TMZ.com), the Tiger has canceled yet another meeting with the Florida Highway Patrol. > > Here is the statement: Here is my WAG: his injuries are not from the accident and if they are investigated, they will be shown to be as such and the old lady will be in trouble. Tiger wants to wait for them to heal… ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/93 "2009-11-29T20:21:51Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Guess this Tiger is one P’whipped kitten. > > Why would he cheat on such a gorgeous blonde? What an Idiot. I guess you’ve never heard the phrase “No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere someone is sick of her shit.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/94 "2009-11-29T20:29:43Z")
> [@jtgain](#): > > Here is my WAG: his injuries are not from the accident and if they are investigated, they will be shown to be as such and the old lady will be in trouble. > > Tiger wants to wait for them to heal… He has already gone to the hospital for said injuries, so it figures that they have been documented. And he is supposed to be hosting is own tournament this week. That is probably the second on his list of places he doesn’t want to be at this week. #1 is obviously talking to the Florida Highway Patrol, since he has canceled meeting with them three straight days. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/95 "2009-11-29T20:45:42Z")
I’m not at all a fan of Tiger’s, and am happy for something to tarnish his rep - and hopefully distract him from the game at hand. But I doubt this will accomplish either. Have to say, his statement is a model for anyone in a similar situation. His PR has always been as exceptional as his game. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/96 "2009-11-29T21:13:28Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > He has already gone to the hospital for said injuries, so it figures that they have been documented. Right, and I’m not an expert at these things, but I’m sure that the hospital report would have generic statements like “facial lacerations”. The medical personnel are there to treat the injuries, not to make judgments about where they came from. In fact, unless the police have evidence of something, his medical conditions would remain private anyways. Now, if he were to sit down with the state police and they were to see a sand wedge shaped gash across his left cheek, (with rake marks where she cleaned her footprints (drum roll w/rimshot) ) then they would use that as evidence against Mrs. Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/97 "2009-11-29T21:23:59Z")
Tiger is under no legal obligation to speak to the cops. However it might be a good idea if he comes up with an explanation. He has a lot of fans who are wondering who he really is. The rumors are everywhere and ignoring them will not make them go away. They will probably intensify with neglect. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/98 "2009-11-29T22:26:30Z")
Not talking to the police is not only his right, but also the smartest decision he’s made lately. He doesn’t want anybody in his household prosecuted, doesn’t want a private matter to explode in public, silence is the way to go. The media will go away as soon as one of umpteen other celebrities gets caught with their hands in the nookie jar… ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/99 "2009-11-29T22:37:05Z")
Golfers are different. Tiger is not just another celeb. he is the highest paid endorser and golfer of all time. His appeal is not to the people who follow Brittany Spears. He has to find a way to keep his endorsements and ignoring the situation will not do the job. He has a golf tourney very soon that helps fund his charities. He might do well to try and find a way to diffuse the story. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163/100 "2009-11-29T22:37:24Z")
Silence is his best option right now. He’ll need time to work out with his lawyer how to respond to the police. He doesn’t want to incriminate his wife or get into trouble for making false a statement. I’m surprised the cops didn’t jump on the domestic violence originally. Any suspicious marks or injuries opens up that door for them to investigate. FAIK it’s still a traffic investigation now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-injured/519163.md?page=6)