# Tiger Woods Looks Better Now. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 30, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709 "2017-05-30T09:32:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/21 "2017-05-31T13:45:53Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Not to mention the BAC of .000 he registered at the time of his arrest. Yes, I heard that this morning, and so I came in here to apologize for jumping to conclusions about Tiger’s excuse. I still think hiring a chauffeur would be a good idea for him, though. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/22 "2017-05-31T13:49:42Z")
**Astorian** , I, too, said that Tiger was effectively done with golf, but I am pretty sure I said it back in 2010 or 2011. My brother-in-law told me I was crazy, and that Tiger would bounce back. Sadly, Tiger is no Tigger. Also, I am about 99% positive that **Jim B.** was whooshing us. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/23 "2017-05-31T13:49:42Z")
He looks pretty bad in that mug shot, and I can’t imagine anyone thinking he looks good. Besides, how many people look good in their mug shots, anyway? It’s kind of par for the course. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/24 "2017-05-31T16:22:30Z")
> [@BobArrgh](#): > > Also, I am about 99% positive that **Jim B.** was whooshing us. This makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/25 "2017-05-31T17:31:50Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > This makes sense. Nah. If that were the case, he’d have put a couple smiley faces at the end of his OP. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/26 "2017-06-01T02:00:24Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > When I saw this thread yesterday, I didn’t realize he had been arrested. After work I saw the mugshot and article in the paper - can’t imagine how anyone could seriously think Tiger looked good in that shot. > > Tiger was a goodlooking kid when he first came out. Then he beefed up, and was a handsome stud. Then - after a couple of surgeries - he went into a period where he seemed to be carrying his age well (appearance-wise, at least) as a very fiut mature man. > > In this mugshot, he just looks old, tired, and bloated. > > Like someone said, the guy can’t afford to hire a chauffeur - at least for 3 a.m. drives? My thought exactly. I give exactly zero f\*\*\*s about what he’s up to these days. But that mug shot, at least the one Google found ,is a picture of a total loser from the poor side of the tracks. There is exactly zero good-looking about that guy. If two dudes were picked up at 3 am busting out car windows with a crowbar then rifling the cars for valuables I’d expect a look about like that. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. We can hope his problem was legit injury leading to drug addiction rather than simple recreational drug addiction. Either way, he’s losing at the game of life. Bigly. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/27 "2017-06-01T05:31:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Nah. If that were the case, he’d have put a couple smiley faces at the end of his OP. :)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/28 "2017-06-01T06:28:02Z")
Police dashcam footage is all over the web now. It seems pretty scummy to release it. Why would they do that? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709/29 "2017-06-01T13:29:39Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Police dashcam footage is all over the web now. It seems pretty scummy to release it. Why would they do that? Can they legally withhold it if someone request it? Honest question-- I really don’t know, but I wonder if something like the Freedom of Information Act is at play (at a local level). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-looks-better-now/787709.md?page=1)