# Tiki deserves 20 spanking from all **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660 "2001-06-05T12:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/1 "2001-06-05T12:16:51Z")
Yes come one come all for today is the day of Tiki’s birth. He officially turns 20 and is not longer a teenager! I thought what better than a birthday salute of 20 spankings from each and everyone of our fellow SD memembers. So come and join us … put on the birthday hats that have been layed out in front of you (yes Tiki you must wear yours too 🙂 )… use your noise makers to your own will … sing happy birthday … share with us a virtual cake and virtual ice cream 🙂 (dont worry there is enough to go around) Oh and dont forget to give him his 20 spankings before you all leave. Have fun and enjoy and Wish \*\*TIKI A HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY !!! \*\* Love you tiki and I hope you have the most wonderful birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/2 "2001-06-05T13:12:50Z")
Hmmm… I guess I’m just early or something. Almost an hour and no replies? Eessshhh I guess everyone on the SDMB has forgot about me. No one cares anymore… I guess I’ll be all alone, in my corner, with no one to talk to. Okay come on already people would it be better if I broke out my illegal stash of alcoholic products and shared?!? ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/3 "2001-06-05T13:27:21Z")
I am sorry tiki guess its just you and me right now…maybe the party will pick up if I volunter to be the stripper that jumps out of the cake…what do you think ;). ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/4 "2001-06-05T13:34:10Z")
Try it and you are so gonna get it when we both get off of work tonight :mad:. Besides I get to see you nekkid all the time hows about someone else jumpin’ nekkid out of a cake for me? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/5 "2001-06-05T13:35:27Z")
Happy birthday, Tiki!! only one more year and you can drink like an adult. Then again, only one more year and you can be tried as an adult. Have a good one!! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/6 "2001-06-05T13:44:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mighty Tiki God \* > \*\*…hows about someone else jumpin’ nekkid out of a cake for me? \*\* I could lose a few feathers but I’m shy. Question is, are YOU wearing your birthday suit…? [18 is legal in my state of mind]. And happy birthday, sweetie. ::smooch:: ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/7 "2001-06-05T13:53:31Z")
I’d love to be wearing my birthday suit but I think I’d lose my job if I decided to prance around naked and help people. Although it’d almost be worth it to see the look on peoples faces. And yes 18 is legal in my mind also. ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/8 "2001-06-05T13:54:36Z")
Gees I never get to have any fun ;). Oh well I guess since its your birthday you can have someone else jump out of the cake … but you know my rule no touching 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Question is, are YOU wearing your birthday suit…? > \*\* He better not be wearing his birthday suit if he knows what is best for him ;)…unless i am the only one around of course. ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/9 "2001-06-05T15:29:15Z")
Humm where is the dopers birthday spirit…I guess maybe you are all busy humm oh well … I tried to make your birthday a little better tiki ---
**Author:** ![Many\_Crows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Many\_Crows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Many_Crows)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/10 "2001-06-05T15:39:58Z")
I have a cat named Tiki so I especially like your name. A big fat sloppy birthday kiss to you (but don’t tell the other half). The legal drinking age in Canada is 19 so come on up and we’ll toast your double digits. I’ve been in double digits for uh, well, double digits and then some. Happy birthday Tiki. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/11 "2001-06-05T15:53:15Z")
Happy Birthday, **Tiki**! Ready for that spanking? ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/12 "2001-06-05T18:14:55Z")
Sorry dude but i don’t want to spank you, just my own personal prefferances. Although I do have a bottle of jager I thought we could all start taking shots. And hay the legal age here is 21 to drink but no one cares (as long as you don’t drive). Anyway happy birthday. Throw a big party, get arrested or something to remember the day, because in the morning you probably won’t be able to remember today anyway. Or thats they way my birthdays have always gone. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/13 "2001-06-05T23:47:38Z")
Happy Birthday Tiki! My clothes are staying on but I will save you a dance. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/14 "2001-06-06T00:45:23Z")
Happy Birthday, **Tiki**. Well, that’s all I’ve got to say. Sorry I can’t stick around for the spanking … ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/15 "2001-06-06T04:30:27Z")
Happy Birthday, **Tiki!** Have a wonderful day, and a glorious year! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/16 "2001-06-06T06:02:18Z")
Happy Birthday, Tiki! Hope it was fun! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/17 "2001-06-06T08:08:34Z")
Best belated wishes (hey, is it my fault I get online late?) to **The Mighty Tiki God** (someone has to type out his full name). Hope you go out (or went out) and had the great time you deserved. [sub]Oh, to be young again.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/18 "2001-06-06T13:46:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > [sub]Oh, to be young again.[/sub] \*\* I’m gonna fly out there and smack you, sonny… ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/19 "2001-06-06T14:07:29Z")
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki room In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki room He’ll be getting his spanks and lotsa thanks In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki room ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/20 "2001-06-06T14:09:53Z")
What in the hell is goin’ on? I thought this thread died a horrible fiery death yesterday. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660.md?page=2)