# Tiki deserves 20 spanking from all

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660 "2001-06-05T12:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Many\_Crows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Many\_Crows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Many_Crows)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/21 "2001-06-06T14:14:26Z")

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O.k. everybody jump out and yell  
SURPRISE!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/22 "2001-06-06T14:20:41Z")

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[obligatory Monty Python reference] You are just interested in the oral sex that follows the spanking. [/obligatory Monty Python reference]

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/23 "2001-06-07T10:47:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > \*\*[sub]Oh, to be young again.[/sub] \*\*
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> I’m gonna fly out there and smack you, sonny… \*\*

:😕:

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/24 "2001-06-07T11:05:43Z")

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Happy belated birthday, **Tiki**!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/25 "2001-06-07T13:10:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
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> > > \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > > \*\*[sub]Oh, to be young again.[/sub] \*\*
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> > I’m gonna fly out there and smack you, sonny… \*\*
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> :😕: \*\*

I’m older than you, so if you’re old, I’m ancient. Capish?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/26 "2001-06-07T13:15:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\* I’m older than you, so if you’re old, I’m ancient. Capish? \*\*

[Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven] Are you trying to say “capisce”? Cause it hurts my ears when you say it the other way!"[/Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven]

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**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiki-deserves-20-spanking-from-all/67660/27 "2001-06-11T06:07:33Z")

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Yeah yeah yeah…I’m so damn late its not even funny. I havn’t been here, so tiki do please forgive. I was actualyl going to call you or send you an e-card, but never got the chance…and a late cards suck. the reason I remembered your birthday cause its the same as my roomate’s (yeggy) he turned 20 aswell. I did Century club that night (that may be another reason why I forgot to send or call). Well for what its worth, you one of the best friends anyone can have. I know I can always count on you. Happy 20th and I hope you’ll continue to be a friend for many many more birthdays.

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