# Tila Tequila, you so crazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 10, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939 "2013-12-10T00:58:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/1 "2013-12-10T00:58:43Z")

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No, seriously, seek help.

Some recent posts from her blog:

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> I come in so many forms. That’s because I am “Magical” The Queen Tilisis has returned… this time in cartoon form, but as you can see I’m still wearing the same headdress at my profile picture. LOL I am currently in the 12th Dimension. If you need me just Hail the Queen and I shall shower you with my Love!! _Giggles_

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> Synagogue of Satan are among us in full force! They put on their “meatsuits” & pretend to be like one of us but they are not. Do not be deceived by these “CHOSEN ONES” of Satan & Lucifer. Their God. Good Night everyone! This war is almost over that is why the Zionists are trying oh so very hard at their last attempts to mislead mankind. They got booted out of Heaven for a reason and now all they do is cause war on earth. They will never change, Trust. Nite nite!

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> Don’t worry about FEMA and Martial Law etc. There are beings here who can stop that with our minds. I am one of them. There are plenty more. Don’t worry… their agendas will not go through, as much as they try it will not work. If it did, they would have been able to do it a long time ago but you see they keep getting desperate… pushing every bit of last minute agendas to hang on that last bit hanging on by a thread. It will not work. They already have been defeated. The rest will all be just mind games. I am saying this as bluntly as I can to avoid any types of games or confusion.

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> I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up “mysteriously dead” at the bottom of a closed off water tank. – I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened. I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course…. cases like this… I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s. However, for Lam’s case I have so much detail that it may blow your mind. I know it blew my mind and that’s why I was debating on weather or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it… except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year…… So… kinda makes it hard for me to talk about.

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> Here is a in depth and horrific truth about Nelson Mandela, his Zionist Connection and a Graphic Video of a White Lady being Stone to Death in South Africa! In a world which as been indoctrinated with so many lies to all of us by the controllers of this world it is no wonder they use that whole “Divide & Conquer” game against us all so well all while they work together behind closed doors. They LOVE to use that “race card” to confuse us and keep us little “Heathens” to fight amongst ourselves while they laugh at us and watch the people suffer everyday in hunger, starvation, and being divided! They know that if we can see past their bullshit lies and become a UNITED PEOPLES then we shall conquer them with EASE! In order to so so I MUST continue to tell you all to open your eyes as I have. Do NOT be fooled by their attempts of false “PEACE & JUSTICE” act on the surface! They all work for the SAME DARK CABAL TRYING TO GET US TO HELP THEM TOWARDS A NWO, BUT NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH THAT IS FOR DAMNED SURE!

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/2 "2013-12-10T01:21:54Z")

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> … except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year…… So… kinda makes it hard for me to talk about.

I’ll bet it does, what her with being ritualistically murdered last year.

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/3 "2013-12-10T01:29:05Z")

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There being a lot of this kind of stuff…  
Why would you think crazies want, or would seek, help ? Even those persuaded by society that they do have mental issues generally have to be nudged hard by authority into entering loony-bins. Thankfully a rather more rigorous standard to entry now prevails than the family paying the dodgy alienist running his asylum for fun and profit — or in Britain at least odd actions or wrong thinking led to where two doctors’ signatures could get you locked up for life in the good old days.  
Anyway, insane as it is, that screed is harmless and mild compared to the lies authority itself inculcates and dutiful believers believe.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/4 "2013-12-10T02:27:06Z")

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LOL, I had no idea who Tila Tequila is so I had to Google her.  
On the very first page one of the links reads: “Tila Tequila claims Hitler was a good man.”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/5 "2013-12-10T02:43:09Z")

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Sounds like she needs a nice, long relaxing soak with some bath salts.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/6 "2013-12-10T02:51:11Z")

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She sounds mentally ill or on drugs. Or both.

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**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/7 "2013-12-10T03:26:56Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Sounds like she needs a nice, long relaxing soak with some bath salts.

Sounds like she’s already soaking in [Bath Salts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug))…

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/8 "2013-12-10T03:36:23Z")

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Huh. I really thought she was dead for some reason.

I’ll have to update my death pool.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/9 "2013-12-10T03:57:28Z")

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The only thing I really knew about her was that she was on some reality show and the incident with Shawne Merriman in 2009.

> **[NFL's Merriman arrested, accused of choking Tila Tequila - CNN.com](https://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/06/merriman.arrest/index.html)**
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> San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of choking and restraining MTV reality show star Tila Tequila, police said.

Apparently, she had a drug overdose and a brain aneurysm in 2012, followed by rehab.

> **[Tila Tequila Opens Up About Rehab, Brain Aneurysm](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tila-tequila-opens-up-about-rehab-brain-aneurysm-201294/?stop_mobi=yes)**
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> The former MTV reality star tells Us about her plan to "make the most" of her life

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/10 "2013-12-10T07:14:35Z")

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Is she still called “Tequila”? I could’ve sworn that she’d gone back to calling herself Tila Nguyen (her porn name before she made it big on MTV) sometime last year.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/11 "2013-12-10T07:32:33Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> I’ll bet it does, what her with being ritualistically murdered last year.

I can’t believe someone named “Morbo” is an anti-necrite, just because she is dead, you are going to make fun of her.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/12 "2013-12-10T08:24:51Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> I’ll have to update my death pool.

I’ll admit that’s how I came across this. I was checking my 2013 list to see who I’m carrying over to 2014.

Tila’s made the cut.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/13 "2013-12-10T08:53:24Z")

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Meatsuits. I’d see that band.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/14 "2013-12-10T13:40:09Z")

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It always concerns me greatly when someone I never heard of turns out to be a loon. 🆒

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/15 "2013-12-10T19:35:58Z")

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No kidding. First it was Arie Campari, then Sandy Brandy, and now this. Stay healthy, Luka Sambuca.

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**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/16 "2013-12-11T04:54:47Z")

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Sounds like standard conspiracy theory crap(satanists, FEMA, zionists).

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/17 "2013-12-11T05:37:10Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> It always concerns me greatly when someone I never heard of turns out to be a loon.

She was a semi-famous reality show star about five years ago.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/18 "2013-12-11T05:48:38Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> Huh. I really thought she was dead for some reason.

Maybe you were confusing her with Casey Johnson, Johnson & Johnson heiress, who Ms. T referred to as “wifey” and who did in fact die a few years ago.

Yes, I remembered that. Want to make something of it?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/19 "2013-12-15T23:24:47Z")

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And we’ll no longer have Tila Tequila to kick around anymore. At least not on Facebook, which has suspended her account.

Tila responds in her blog:

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> So I find it quite absurd that jewbook bans me for yet another 30 days then warns me that they will delete my page totally if I do not “FOLLOW THEIR RULES AND BE A GOOD GOYIM!” – Jewbook bans me constantly for nothing yet I CONSTANTLY see other profiles posting PORN, and saying much worse things on their pages like “NIGGER” and “FAGGOT” and they even have people posting up pictures on my jewbook page posting racial slurs against other people as well as numerous threats to kill me! Yet, do you see them get banned? NOPE! But the second I write a blog about how I sympathize with Hitler, I immediately get banned for 30 days AND they have removed majority of my posts. So now their jewbook shills and other mainstream media news outlets, which has now spread like wildfire, are saying that I deleted my posts!!! I smell something fishy and it’s coming from jewbook shills!

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tila-tequila-you-so-crazy/675939/20 "2013-12-16T01:31:39Z")

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Weren’t Jewbook Shills a klezmer band out of Galveston?

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