# Tiling your floor with pennies.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085 "2017-03-01T04:38:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/41 "2017-03-01T20:12:14Z")

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The authorities are still too busy going after folks how clipped off the tags on their mattresses.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/42 "2017-03-01T20:41:19Z")

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A friend of mine did it - she glued them to tiles, then to the floor. Less time crawling, you can sit in front of the TV making tiles.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/43 "2017-03-01T22:44:49Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Looks like something Donald Trump would do.

Trump wouldn’t use pennies. Fake gold coins or some such. But yeah. Tacky.

Definitely would hurt the price of a home when it comes time to sell.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/44 "2017-03-01T22:52:59Z")

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You damn sure better be fond of Abraham Lincoln.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/45 "2017-03-01T23:09:53Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> Hell, that’s the only way they’ll retain their copper-ness. Modern pennies have such a [thin layer of copper](http://www.livescience.com/32401-whats-a-penny-made-of.html) that the slightest amount of wear would turn all the coins zinc-grey. Can you imagine? All the traffic areas would be dreary grey-silver (zinc is not a particularly pretty metal). Think “galvanized sheet metal” grey.  
> Emphasis added

As I understand it, there are still a lot of solid copper coins in circulation - UK pennies are really easy to sort by magnet (as the new ones are copper over steel) - and I think there’s a reliable method for the US zinc vs copper ones - if you wanted to use coins with their actual surfaces exposed.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/46 "2017-03-01T23:36:40Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Kind of cheap looking. I’d use silver dollars, or at least quarters.

Pshaw! $20 gold eagles

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/47 "2017-03-02T00:11:21Z")

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It’s a look that would pair well with a painting of dogs playing poker.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/48 "2017-03-02T00:33:44Z")

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I like it for a small powder room, with a smaller pattern,[like this one.](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3921/14860888698_c5e0584ff1_z.jpg) But for a larger room, just no. It’s too much.

[I do like this sun pattern](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/f6/b5/97f6b58566159a9caa994d04204d2952.jpg), but I couldn’t live with that floor every day.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/49 "2017-03-02T00:33:59Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Unless you’re going to use old copper cents, which would significantly increase the cost of the floor (are there any copper cents worth less than 20-30 cents now?)

Pre-1982 cents which were 95% copper have a melt value of about 1.8 cents, or they would if it were legal to melt them. You can buy them in bulk on eBay for about 2 to 2.5 cents each, including shipping.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/50 "2017-03-02T05:19:01Z")

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There was a bar down the road from here with a bar top full of pennies under epoxy. Of the thousands, only 2 were “tails”. You had to spend a lot of time drinking there to find them.

I knew them by heart, of course. 😉

> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Honestly? I think it looks tacky.

Yep.

> [@beowulff](#):
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> Looks like something Donald Trump would do.

But he would bronze them first.

> [@TroutMan](#):
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> It’s a look that would pair well with a painting of dogs playing poker.

Penny Ante? 😃

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/51 "2017-03-02T05:45:13Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> There’s a car around here that someone’s cover in pennies. I can’t recall at the moment what model, maybe a K-car (?)

That must’ve quadrupled the value of the car.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/52 "2017-03-02T06:06:00Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Depends on how it’s laid. I would put down Quarter-inch backerboard. Just like they do for vinyl flooring. Backer board gives a smooth surface to tile or apply these pennies.
> 
> To remove…  
> Set a circular saw to 1/4" depth. Use a multipurpose wood & metal saw blade. Cut out manageable size squares. Pry up and toss in trash.
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> Then you could put down new finish flooring. Hardwood, Travertine or whatever.
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> I’ve had to do this remodeling old houses. They might have 5 layers of old vinyl sheeting in the kitchen. We just cut it out and dropped in new plywood.

On job sites, I’ve seen crews epoxy a floor beautifully and quickly… but I’ve also seen a few disasters that have held up the project.

Since you’ve remodeled houses, I’m sure this project would look good. I just think of all the DIY disasters one sees online and can’t help but cringe at this idea for the average person.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/53 "2017-03-02T12:01:47Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Kind of cheap looking. I’d use silver dollars, or at least quarters.

Cheap? Let’s say that the floor needed 13,000 pennies. [That would cost 13 thousand dollars](https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/hmmmmmmmmm?utm_term=.uyx6JjBj3#.ubdQX313W)!

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiling-your-floor-with-pennies/781085/54 "2017-03-04T04:03:50Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Misread the thread title, but I’m not saying as what.

Umm, Tilting your floor with penises is what i first thought i saw, and i though what on earth

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