# ‘Till Death us do fart.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 18, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983 "2003-11-18T22:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/21 "2003-11-19T17:00:54Z")

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This just in: Lieu farts in church; sits in own pew:D

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/22 "2003-11-19T17:55:56Z")

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lieu, it should be illegal for you to eat onion rings.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/23 "2003-11-19T18:09:36Z")

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**lieu** … Oh so funny. Oh man, great post!

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**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/24 "2003-11-20T13:01:30Z")

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**lieu** , you should try cold storing them for a while! fart into a plastic coke bottle or the like, squeeze the sides of the bottle in, place opening against arse and release them when you fart, put lid on…stored fart.

Then get said coke bottle and put it in the fridge…cold stored fart!

People might not understend the uses of a bottle of cold stored fart in the fridge. Countless uses, one might be

Snoring drunk friend asleep on the couch…  
step1). Get bottle of fart from fridge  
step 2). Wait for him/her to exhale, as they start to inhale release the cold stored nasal destroyer.  
step 3). Laugh merrily at someone else’s misfortune as the quaff your fart and wake up choking

happy times

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**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/25 "2003-11-20T13:13:47Z")

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Sell a Fart in a Jar (remember Ghost in a Jar?) on eBay.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/till-death-us-do-fart/213983/26 "2003-11-20T18:58:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*Duke of Rat \*\*\*  
> Ol’ Dave…staring down the barrel of a loaded gun, he was a pretty fart smeller.

_Priceless_.

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