# Time Again For: The Obscure Movie Line Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047 "2003-03-17T17:45:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/101 "2003-03-20T03:12:24Z")
Great job, **Jack Batty**! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/102 "2003-03-20T05:34:55Z")
Lessee here… **Jack Batty** got Meatballs, but not #5. That is, however, just where the scene in question takes place (but, y’know, in a different movie.) **Priceguy** : It is impossible _not_ to love it. I only wish the folks responsible had been able to afford/talk them into it, and get Ward and Bacon back for both of the sequels. They were just too much fun to watch together onscreen. Still pending, we got: SKEE 4: I like him! He’s the color of money! SKEE 5: Do you guys have sour balls? Yeah? Bet you don’t get many blow jobs. [sub]This one’s mildly obscure because it’s not in every version of the flick.[/sub] SKEE 6: How’s about you and you girlfriend race me over there? SKEE 8: I could do this all day long… I’m talkin’ all day long. **AST2** was from **Tombstone** , wasn’t it? Kurt Russell’s line, I think. (Though it does sound like an Eastwood quote.) **JB4** was… Hell. I know I know this one… I’m gonna kick myself when I hear the answer, aren’t I? [sub]Said after a fight or a brawl… Where have I heard this?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/103 "2003-03-20T06:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astorian \* > **AST2: "Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"** Kurt Russell, _Tombstone_. > [@](#): > > \*\*AST4: " I don’t know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. " \*\* Steve Martin, _The Man With Two Brains_. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/104 "2003-03-20T06:48:03Z")
DD1: “Yeah, corn dog!” Night Shift - One of my favorites. ED2: “This record comes equipped with Big Jim Slade.” Kentucky Fried Movie ED4: “Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don’t know you’ve come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile, which was twenty years in the making and employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets? Do you think I don’t know that? Well, I’ve never even heard of it. So you’re barking up the wrong tree.” The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension? Easy One: MM2: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Rupert Pupkin!” Harder (maybe not): MM3: “Buy some shit, sir?” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/105 "2003-03-20T07:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Mook \* > \*\* > > SNIP > Easy One: > > MM2: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Rupert Pupkin!” > > SNIP \*\* * * * **The King of Comedy** –one of my favorites. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/106 "2003-03-20T07:51:29Z")
**MM3** That’s not _Yellowbeard_, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/107 "2003-03-20T10:42:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Mook \* > \*\*ED4: “Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don’t know you’ve come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile, which was twenty years in the making and employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets? Do you think I don’t know that? Well, I’ve never even heard of it. So you’re barking up the wrong tree.” > The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension? > \*\* I’m especially impressed by the way you managed to get this one wrong even though I’ve already posted the answer… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/108 "2003-03-20T16:58:28Z")
D’oh! :smack: Sorry. SNIP MM3 That’s not Yellowbeard, is it? SNIP It is! Good get. ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/109 "2003-03-21T00:02:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Mook \* > \*\*MM3: “Buy some shit, sir?” \*\* Misquoted, actually. It’s “Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit?” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/110 "2003-03-21T01:04:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\* > SKEE 5: Do you guys have sour balls? Yeah? Bet you don’t get many blow jobs. \*\* Ok, not _Clerks_, so I’ll go with _Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back_ … ?? Oh, and I forgot to give **astorian** credit for snagging the _Up In Smoke_ quote. * * * My hangers … JB4: “Boy, that guy sure had sharp teeth.” JB5: “The laws of gravity no longer apply, right?” A couple more, just for the heck of it … JB6: “You don’t put on a condom unless you’re gonna fuck!” JB7: “Opinions vary.” ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/111 "2003-03-21T01:52:55Z")
> [@](#): > > **SKEE 5: Do you guys have sour balls? Yeah? Bet you don’t get many blow jobs.** Night of the Demons. > [@](#): > > **JB6: "You don’t put on a condom unless you’re gonna fuck!"** Crimson Tide. ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/112 "2003-03-21T02:01:46Z")
Oh, here are a couple… VA1: Maybe this will ring a bell… WOOF! VA2: You’re an actor! Act, mother fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/113 "2003-03-21T05:09:29Z")
SKEE 5: **Night of the Demons** And **vandal** gets the cee-gar. [trivial aside] Exactly one change was made from the original (and video) release of that flick, to the cable TV version. That line was cut. Linnea Quigley’s boobies? Still there. Possessed Linnea drawing on said boobies with a lipstick, then pushing it _into_ her breast, through the nipple, right up to the first knuckle on her finger? Still there. All the blood ‘n’ guts ‘n’ gory fun stuff? Still there. But the words “blow job” bothered someone. I can’t figure this shit out. [/trivial aside] I’ll take a WAG that **VA1** was the Chevy Chase flick, **Oh, Heavenly Dog**. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-again-for-the-obscure-movie-line-game/162047/114 "2003-03-21T05:17:44Z")
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