# Time cube?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675 "2001-06-30T00:16:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/1 "2001-06-30T00:16:23Z")

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I was just informed of [this site](http://www.timecube.com) by a friend of mine. It seems to be not much more than annoying rant, but this guy is offering 1000 bucks to anyone who can prove him wrong. I am lacking the interest and probably the ability to do so thoroughly, however, so I’m handing it over to the relatively infinite intellect of the SDMB. Have fun.

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/2 "2001-06-30T00:36:41Z")

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This entire pages reeks of stupidity.

Random quotes:  
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[li]Teachers ignore Time Cube. Teachers deserve a hanging.[/li][li]God is a word masturbation.[/li][li]Truth about Santa Claus debunks Santa God. God evolves from Santa.[/li][li]Educated people are stupid cowards.[/li][li]Your own people will kill you to prevent this ‘Forbidden Truth Cube’ from ever being known.[/li][li]GOD IS CORNERED AS A QUEER.[/li][li]God = Hate of Children.[/li][li]You Word-Murder Your Children.[/li][/ul]

If this was the pit I would tell this guy to go f\*ck himself, so I’ll be nice. Disprove his theory? Not gonna waste my time.

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**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/3 "2001-06-30T00:45:03Z")

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…but I can tell he’s a loon.

Looks like he’s saying that at the same time you experience Sunrise there is a Sunset, Midnight, and Noon occurring on the earth.

Woo frickin’ Hoo.

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/4 "2001-06-30T01:46:13Z")

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_sniffles_ I think I’m gonna cry… **Catalyst** finally posted a thread all by his self…_bursts into tears_

Relatively infinite intellect…damn, I’m proud of us…or should I be insulted? Wait…no…_confused_

Ok.

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/5 "2001-06-30T03:25:18Z")

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My head hurts. Read the main page of the web site. No idea about what Gene Ray is trying to talk about.  
Night night fellow dopers  
Congrats on starting this Catalyst

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/6 "2001-06-30T03:36:41Z")

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I was gonna post some sort of “do-a-search-before-you-post” admonishment, but I just spend 30+minutes trying to find the thread I’m thinking of, and I can’t.

So I’ll settle for saying, this has been discussed on the board before. Recently. Anyone else remember the thread about this page, and Alex Chiu’s “magnetic resonance” thing? I can’t find it. I was pretty sure it was MPSIMS, maybe the Pit… but I can’t find it anywhere.

Anyway, I love this site… Many good one-liners. I’ve got a link to it on my homepage, it amuses me so much.

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**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/7 "2001-06-30T04:15:06Z")

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Here’s my favourite:

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> Do you enjoy being stupid?

Yes, sir, I do.

Studi

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/8 "2001-06-30T04:25:53Z")

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I’m writing this guy a lengthy e-mail about why I would not believe him (using examples from the site). He’s trying to screw with peoples heads, here’s a little backlash.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/9 "2001-06-30T04:27:17Z")

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and, though i am not a doctor, i can say with certanty…

_someone_ needs to reduce their crack intake.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-cube/70675/10 "2001-06-30T06:32:15Z")

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It’s only $1,000.00 to 1st person to disprove Time Cube.

Think of how much crack cocaine that would buy!

Tripler  
And I thought _I_ was nuts. . .
