# time for a new Smilie?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406>\
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**Created:** [July 3, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406 "2007-07-03T21:49:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/1 "2007-07-03T21:49:36Z")

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This

[![](http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tlm/graphics/yukwhite.gif) ](http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tlm/graphics/yukwhite.gif)

only green.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/2 "2007-07-03T21:59:50Z")

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No. Seriously, we do not need a pukey smilie. It would be more abused than the Putz smilie was.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/3 "2007-07-03T22:33:28Z")

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That’s actually the “I’m poisonous” Mr. Yuk.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/4 "2007-07-03T22:36:17Z")

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If we get a new smilie, and it’s not Smashie, I’m walking…

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/5 "2007-07-03T23:04:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Astroboy14]  
If we get a new smilie, and it’s not Smashie, I’m walking…  
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What’s a smashie?  
And why, when I ask for for a “chuckle”, do I get a castrated “stick tongue out”? 😛  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/6 "2007-07-03T23:09:19Z")

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[QUOTE=mangeorge]  
What’s a smashie?

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[Smashie!](http://forums.rgamers.com/images/smilies/rockysmilies/smash.gif)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/7 "2007-07-03T23:09:49Z")

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If a pukey smiley is considered, I hope they make it a straight “yea or nay” vote, and not offer that amongst others. I am totally against the idea of a pukey smiley, and think we could vote it down on those terms, but I’m not sure we could overcome a split vote among the anything-but-pukies if we had to vote pro-whatever.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/8 "2007-07-03T23:16:23Z")

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[QUOTE=racer72]  
[Smashie!](http://forums.rgamers.com/images/smilies/rockysmilies/smash.gif)  
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Oh yeah, I like that one too. Problem is the little guy’s hammer would get worn out all too quickly on this board.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/9 "2007-07-03T23:17:42Z")

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As is my wont in these threads, I will, once again, put in my vote for the neutral smiley:

[http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/images/smileypoll1/ch.gif](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/images/smileypoll1/ch.gif)

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/10 "2007-07-03T23:28:21Z")

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I suggest we go the other way - cast votes on a smilie execution (banishment is probably a better term).

:rolleyes: Would be first up against the wall, as far as I’m concerned.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/11 "2007-07-03T23:32:56Z")

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Gee, the last year just flew by.

Moved the perennial smiley suggestion thread from IMHO to ATMB.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/12 "2007-07-03T23:35:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Gee, the last year just flew by.

Moved the perennial smiley suggestion thread from IMHO to ATMB.  
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Does this mean we’re going to reattach the balls to the “tongue” smiley?

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**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/13 "2007-07-04T00:14:07Z")

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[QUOTE=racer72]  
[Smashie!](http://forums.rgamers.com/images/smilies/rockysmilies/smash.gif)  
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Ug, I’m against any sort of animation on the boards. Makes me nauseous.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/14 "2007-07-04T00:23:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Malodorous]  
Ug, I’m against any sort of animation on the boards. Makes me nauseous.  
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Is “makes me nauseous” a non-literal phrase in some circles?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/15 "2007-07-04T00:45:24Z")

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I would like a "[This guy’s crazy](http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/pillepalle.gif) " smilie, even tho this one is animated…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/16 "2007-07-04T00:49:18Z")

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[QUOTE=John DiFool]  
I would like a "[This guy’s crazy](http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/pillepalle.gif) " smilie, even tho this one is animated…  
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Hey, **TubaDiva** , can we reserve this one for Moderator use only?

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/17 "2007-07-07T11:01:11Z")

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**Czarcasm** : Only if you make the code :FORMERAGENT .

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/18 "2007-07-07T17:59:04Z")

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I just wish the embarrassed smilie wasn’t… well… a porn star.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/19 "2007-07-08T17:43:20Z")

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I made an all-purpose SDMB smiley a couple years ago for another thread. I now repost it, as an example of what could possibly be the most annoying and controversial smiley ever.

Behold, [Multismashie](http://www.circumspectfiesta.com/images/sdmb/multismashie.gif), the confused, sad, nauseous, mallet-wielding Jewish Orthodox smiley who wants you to know you’re a putz.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-new-smilie/410406/20 "2007-07-08T17:46:03Z")

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[QUOTE=drewbert]  
I made an all-purpose SDMB smiley a couple years ago for another thread. I now repost it, as an example of what could possibly be the most annoying and controversial smiley ever.

Behold, [Multismashie](http://www.circumspectfiesta.com/images/sdmb/multismashie.gif), the confused, sad, nauseous, mallet-wielding Jewish Orthodox smiley who wants you to know you’re a putz.  
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Og confused! OG SMASH!

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