# Time for a username change; please help me out with suggestions. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178 "2006-01-09T17:34:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/41 "2006-01-10T02:57:21Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Just in case you didn’t notice, while she might love to be a tuba diver, she’s actually a tuba diva. > > Common mistake… :smack: Oops. > [@samclem](#): > > I personally think you have a good name to begin with. But what do I know Just as a check I’ll try to narrow the field to 5 choices and I’ll put my current name on as the sixth choice. If that is how the vote goes, I’ll abide by it. Jim ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/42 "2006-01-10T03:18:34Z")
**Sans-Culottes** It cuold mean that you identify with the radicalized lower middle class that helped topple the French Monarchy. Or it could just mean you’re not wearing trousers. Works on a couple different levels. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/43 "2006-01-10T03:55:50Z")
Ooo! Ooo! These might be good. They were originally sabotaged signs outside of businesses. **You Farted Blood** **Slam Me In The Pooper** **Tall Men Will Nut On Cat** **Mom’s Taco** And this one’s long, but I love it: **13 Nuns W/ Small Kids Poop On Your Face 5X** ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/44 "2006-01-10T04:00:07Z")
**Gangrene Clitoris** is my standard suggestion. Imagine my surprise when nobody uses it. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/45 "2006-01-10T04:08:55Z")
I’ve always read you as **Jurfy** since the intials and last name dealio was a bit hard to pronouce. Imagine my glee when I noticed you were from Jersey, thereby cementing your innate, well, _Jurfiness_. I’m going to be ever so confused now, wahh! ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/46 "2006-01-10T04:16:59Z")
Inappropriate Touching ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/47 "2006-01-10T06:29:39Z")
**AnalProbe** **NuclearEnema** **RequiemFart** I dunno; maybe these are indicating some sort of unwholesome pattern. Hey, if you are from New Jersey, how about **ConcreteBooties** or **LandOf10,000Gangsters**? ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/48 "2006-01-10T06:37:45Z")
**No Touch Monkey** (It’s the title of some travel book I saw in a bookstore the other day.) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/49 "2006-01-10T13:14:09Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Ooo! Ooo! These might be good. They were originally sabotaged signs outside of businesses. > > **You Farted Blood** > > **Slam Me In The Pooper** > > **Tall Men Will Nut On Cat** > > **Mom’s Taco** > > And this one’s long, but I love it: > > **13 Nuns W/ Small Kids Poop On Your Face 5X** :eek: I think I’ll pass on these. 😃 Jurfy is interesting. I think I have to pass on the other overnights. Thank you Jim ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/50 "2006-01-10T13:20:59Z")
**Buster Hymen** , also my choice for a rock group name. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/51 "2006-01-10T13:33:10Z")
**Evil Monkey In My Closet** **Sunshine & Farts** 😃🆒 ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/52 "2006-01-10T14:04:37Z")
**Elfranchi, Lord of Riverdale**? (Combines Tolkien and Jersey.) ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/53 "2006-01-10T14:08:15Z")
Is **Mangetout** still trying to get someone to be **Toast Museum**? You might consider that. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/54 "2006-01-10T14:08:46Z")
**Magical Farting Canaries** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/55 "2006-01-10T14:09:48Z")
(Or **Toast Museum** ) ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/56 "2006-01-10T14:26:22Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > **Gangrene Clitoris** is my standard suggestion. Imagine my surprise when nobody uses it. Wouldn’t **Gangrenous Clitoris** roll off the tongue a little better? _snicker_. _roll_ off the tongue. _tee-hee_. uh-oh. I think I’m gonna be sick… ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/57 "2006-01-10T15:37:06Z")
Or you could go the obscure historic reference route and call yourself **DesperateFranchi**. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/58 "2006-01-10T17:04:06Z")
> [@Sal Ammoniac](#): > > Or you could go the obscure historic reference route and call yourself **DesperateFranchi**. I had to look that one up. It is very obscure. I’ll be more comfortable with something that uses Jim in it rather than Franchi, but I will keep an open mind. \*\*BobLibDem \*\* Buster Hymen, Sounds like a Rapper more than a rock group, I am beyond my Hymen busting days. (Not that this happened often anyway) I am more of a hobbit than an elf, my wife is the Elf. (Her actual initials really are E L F, very cool for me a Tolkien fan) My leading candidates as of right now: **Jersey Poster Child BaseBalrog What exit? Global Worming Jim of the Shire JRFRANCHI** by apparent request I will keep taking suggestions for another day or two depending on interest and then go to the Poll. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/59 "2006-01-10T18:18:47Z")
**Ex-Parrot Pinin’ For the Fjords** ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/60 "2006-01-10T23:06:20Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > My leading candidates as of right now: > > **Jersey Poster Child > BaseBalrog > What exit? > Global Worming > Jim of the Shire > JRFRANCHI** by apparent request Jim of the Shire has a nice ring to it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178.md?page=4)