# Time for a username change; please help me out with suggestions. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178 "2006-01-09T17:34:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/81 "2006-01-11T19:48:39Z")
Ok, since **Lord of the Badda-Bings** got dropped from contention, you made me go to my Ace in the hole: **Heuristic Hurler Haldir from Homegrown Hoboken** ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/82 "2006-01-11T19:49:25Z")
Hmmm between exit 109 and 115? **Holmdel Homie**? **Red Bank Rocker**? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/83 "2006-01-11T21:13:12Z")
Can you pretty pretty please have a name that starts with a capital letter? Cause that would be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/84 "2006-01-11T22:47:33Z")
A slight mod on the one suggestion: **JIM: Friend of ELF!** **ELFriend Jim** On a different note: I can’t think of the exact name but someone here can: _In A Fish Called Wanda_, her stupid “brother” Otto (don’t call me stupid!) introduced himself to the baliffs wife Wendy as… Someone help me out here? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/85 "2006-01-11T22:53:20Z")
Buck Naked? Friederich Nietzsche (sp)? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/86 "2006-01-11T22:55:47Z")
> [@Elendil's Heir](#): > > Buck Naked? Or, why not Horn Dog & Slut Puppy, then? Inside joke, peoples. 😛😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/87 "2006-01-11T23:30:12Z")
\*\*J. R. R. Franchi Middle Earthworm Cafe Sociologist\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/88 "2006-01-11T23:32:57Z")
I still think **Sunshine & Farts** goes over well. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/89 "2006-01-11T23:33:48Z")
As of last night \*\*Jersey Poster Child BaseBalrog What exit? Global Worming Jim of the Shire JRFRANCHI \*\* by apparent request Promising ones Jim Elf-Friend to the list maybe Radagastian maybe Imladris Denizen **Reverend Jim** my favorite TV character of all time. Hopefully \*\*Rev Tim \*\* won’t get upset. Thank you **Shirley Ujest** Don’t call me shirley. > [@Lemur866](#): > > Can you pretty pretty please have a name that starts with a capital letter? Cause that would be awesome. I Promise I Will Start With A Capital Letter This Time. > [@Loach](#): > > Hmmm between exit 109 and 115? **Holmdel Homie**? **Red Bank Rocker**? I like **Red Bank Rocker** but I live in Holmdel as you figured, though at the time I was in Tinton Falls, (my parents house, I was only 18). > [@Maureen](#): > > Well, that works, too. Or maybe **Prophet of the FSM**. Something appropriately lofty. Also the title of one thread kinda tickled me: **Alpha Centauri Pronto**. But that’s probably just because the benadryl I’m taking makes everything funny. **Italian Hosebeast** ; good double entendre, even though Jim is anything but a hosebeast. Thank you **Maureen** Well it sounds like I made one convert 😃 , so maybe this would work. So a new working list \*\*Jersey Poster Child Reverend Jim Jim Elf-Friend Prophet of the FSM BaseBalrog What exit? Global Worming Jim of the Shire Joisey Jim JRFRANCHI \*\* by apparent request As an agnostic It feels weird to have 2 psuedo religious ones, but I actually liked Rev Jim’s philosophy of life and the FSM does serve a higher purpose. I’ll drop some before the voting or modify them a little. On preview I just saw this > [@ArchitectChore](#): > > **J. R. R. Franchi > Middle Earthworm > Cafe Sociologist** I like the first, got me laughing immediately. But I am leaning toward losing the last name. Jim ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/90 "2006-01-11T23:44:11Z")
Sorry for the double post after and extra long post. We do have a FSM mockery on the board. [FlyingRamenMonster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=54505) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/91 "2006-01-12T01:21:39Z")
{b]Cyborg Platypus\*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/92 "2006-01-12T01:24:04Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > **Cyborg Platypus** Pervert is your friend ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/93 "2006-01-12T01:34:17Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Pervert is your friend I don’t know Pervert, is he Gnu 2 da Boreds? I’ll start the Voting Thread tomorrow in IMHO with a link back to here and vice versa. Gives me one more night for some good suggestions and a chance to narrow it down. Thanks again everyone. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/94 "2006-01-12T04:15:31Z")
> [@Nic2004](#): > > A slight mod on the one suggestion: > **JIM: Friend of ELF!** > **ELFriend Jim** > > On a different note: I can’t think of the exact name but someone here can: > _In A Fish Called Wanda_, her stupid “brother” Otto (don’t call me stupid!) introduced himself to the baliffs wife Wendy as… > > Someone help me out here? Manfredjensenjen. Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen” Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.” Otto: “Oh, no?” Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/95 "2006-01-12T04:33:51Z")
**Uh, Clem** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/96 "2006-01-12T04:47:39Z")
Well, here’s my one and only suggestion: [Invisible Jim](http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/35a796d8/2bcaf22c). ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/97 "2006-01-12T04:55:39Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Manfredjensenjen. > Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen” > Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.” > Otto: “Oh, no?” > Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.” 😃 “You’d all be speaking GERMAN!” _commence singing in German_ ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/98 "2006-01-12T16:11:17Z")
The Vote is taking place in the following thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6989298#post6989298](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6989298#post6989298) Thank You Everyone. I put 10 names up for the vote. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/99 "2006-01-12T18:41:44Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Manfredjensenjen. > Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen” > Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.” > Otto: “Oh, no?” > Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.” 😃 THAT"S IT! Thanks very much. I was going to find my DVD and try to find the scene. I’d nominate **Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, CIA** Thanks again **Maureen** , and **Anaamika** for your addition. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178/100 "2006-01-12T18:58:38Z")
> [@Fern Forest](#): > > **Uh, Clem** I don’t know about Jim, but if I ever change _my_ user name, that’s #1 on my list! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-a-username-change-please-help-me-out-with-suggestions/339178.md?page=6)